If you live in Seattle (ironically, the home of the unloved Starbucks) there is an alternative. Go to a Vietnamese or Lao or Khmer restaurant with some tables outside, (this is a good opportunity to see if your large American backside can fit in those tiny Asian chairs) order a cafe sua da or cafe sua nong (iced or hot Vietnamese coffee with sweetened condensed milk) and enjoy your pipe.
It's probably technically illegal to smoke there, since it violates Washington's 25 foot rule, by believe me, the proprietors won't care, and if the cops are too busy to bother the many dope dealers who frequent the area, why would they bother with a pipe smoker?
Disclaimer: This poet is not meant to suggest any violation of any laws, local, state, federal, or fascist, and readers who follow the advice contained herein do so at their own risk; namely that of enjoying a great cup of coffee with a good smoke.