Yeah, these guys get a little steering wheel for the back seat too, they think they're driving, keeps em happy.
Leave my back seat steering wheel outta this, you... you...
Canadisian!
Regarding washing or not, I do the
only sensible thing. The full, four hour, high-heat, max-soap dishwasher cycle for the stummel, and the stem in a pot of boiling alcohol while that's going on... between puffs.
Yes, you read that right. One puff, and off to the kitchen. Every time, every smoke, every day, no exceptions.
Only filthy animals without tastebuds would smoke a pipe any other way.