Someone Else's Underwear

[puff_not_snuff]

Have you ever discovered that you wore someone else's underwear for an entire day? This morning my girlfriend found my drawers next to the bed and asked if I bought new underwear and upon inspection I realized that they were not mine, although looked very similar as I generally wear black cotton boxer briefs. She seemed to have some suspicions over the discovery but I am the one who had someone else's familiars next to my familiars and should be the one with some sort of uneasy feelings over this realization. Long story short, from now on I'm going to better inspect my undies before putting them on.

 

[JOHN72]

I am scrupulous about these things. If they borrow my underwear, I'll never wear them again. I have a few cases with my father-in-law when he comes to my house on vacation.

 

[AJL67]

Well, that’s the problem when you kiss peoples asses sometimes you end up with their underwear.

 

[puff_not_snuff]

I am scrupulous about these things. If they borrow my underwear, I'll never wear them again. I have a few cases with my father-in-law when he comes to my house on vacation.

John, you should lock your undies away with your tobacco, whiskey and sanity when the father-in-law comes over.

 

[puff_not_snuff]

Well, that’s the problem when you kiss peoples asses sometimes you end up with their underwear.

You always have the perfect responses! You crack me up but also enlighten me! I'm not saying I would be happy to discover I was wearing your underwear all day but...

 

[JOHN72]

John, you should lock your undies away with your tobacco, whiskey and sanity when the father-in-law comes over.

He gets quite angry when he sees the amount of tobacco I keep, and with whiskey too, but my whiskey cellar is insignificant. Since I started late to keep bottles. Although sometimes I remind him that he also had his younger days, when he smoked and drank whisky.

 

[puff_not_snuff]

He gets quite angry when he sees the amount of tobacco I keep, and with whiskey too, but my whiskey cellar is insignificant. Since I started late to keep bottles. Although sometimes I remind him that he also had his younger days, when he smoked and drank whisky.

I don't see why he would make it his issue unless you only serve him a single boiled potato while sitting in the dark on a milk crate because you spent all your money on whiskey and tobacco and have no money for food and electricity and sold your furniture to get a few more tins and bottles.

 

[RustiePyles CPG]

I don't tend to have access to many other people's unmentionables other than my wife, and there is no confusing hers for mine.

 

[Merton]

I have heard about guys who end up wearing lacey panties after their wife found them in the glove box of the car, but exactly how did some other guy's boxers end up in your house?

 

[HawkeyeLinus]

…. but exactly how did some other guy's boxers end up in your house?

LOL, probably should have started with the alleged explanation. Lives in a commune? Sends out the laundry? Girlfriend wore her real boyfriend’s stuff home? Guess I’m not falling for this one.

 

[simong]

I have heard about guys who end up wearing lacey panties after their wife found them in the glove box of the car, but exactly how did some other guy's boxers end up in your house?

 

[cersono]

A terrific story. Can't remember anything like that happening to me. Even if I could, I would have been too embarassed to tell it.
Instead, I know some stories about other people's used condoms and second-hand toilet paper.
Should I tell them here or better I open dedicated threads?

 

[AJL67]

Maybe they belonged to a phone sex girl that made house calls and accepted personal checks. Did they have a JS monogrammed on them?

 

[puff_not_snuff]

Should I tell them here or better I open dedicated threads?

That would be wonderful if you shared them here and hope it might help you get over discussing things which you might unnecessarily feel are taboo. May I start by asking if when you buy toilet paper do you exclaim loudly while in the check-out line "I'm picking this up for my father-in-law!" because you don't want people to know that you don't have a bidet?

 

[mawnansmiff]

Finding another persons unmentionables in the bedroom, your girlfriend does indeed need to worry....especially so if they were another man's unmentionables

Regards,

Jay.

 

[peteguy]

I'm was thinking from the beginning of this story it would not have a happy ending. Maybe this mornings Toby had a wee bit of nicotine.

 

[puff_not_snuff]

I'm was thinking from the beginning of this story it would not have a happy ending.

Well, maybe the human mind often wants to lead us to hearing salacious unhappy endings because the most of what goes on day to day, is rather banal including the explanation of why these manny panties of another was in my underwear cupboard. We have a laundry room here in our building and they likely were left in the dryer by whoever used it before we threw our stuff in. I've decided though to wear them on the outside of my pants today in case I cross paths with the guy who lost them because I'm a firm believer in the social contract, even if it means further contact with these unwanted briefs.

 

[peteguy]

Agreed, I keep rereading your first two lines and wondering wth is wrong with me. No more coffee for me today. No offense or anything meant.

 

[puff_not_snuff]

Agreed, I keep rereading your first two lines and wondering wth is wrong with me. No more coffee for me today. No offense or anything meant.

Give YOURSELF a break! I have my shorts on straight this morning so no worries of bunching on my end...

 

[AJL67]

Maybe they belonged to a phone sex girl that made house calls and accepted personal checks. Did they have a JS monogrammed on them?

Sadly no Overboard fans here, Kurt and Goldie at their finest.