Someone Else's Underwear

[puff_not_snuff]

Sadly no Overboard fans here, Kurt and Goldie at their finest.

Stop kissing his ass!

 

[cersono]

May I start by asking if when you buy toilet paper do you exclaim loudly while in the check-out line "I'm picking this up for my father-in-law!"

No, I don't. I'd feel too embarassed, again. I'm easily embarrassed, to be honest. Lots of taboos in my life.

But now I know what people who don't have any taboos exclaim when they buy toilet paper. I guess, then they share it on the internet, and not only on the My Toilet Exclamations group, but also in random communities too, right?

 

[puff_not_snuff]

I'm easily embarrassed, to be honest. Lots of taboos in my life.

Sorry to hear that taboo boo. Maybe check out the film What About Bob and learn about "baby steps", it helped me a lot in life!

 

[cersono]

What About Bob

Thank you. Seems to be a nice film. I doubt I'm in such a grave condition yet that requires posting my morning piss online to feel temporarily relieved.

 

[puff_not_snuff]

I doubt I'm in such a grave condition yet that requires posting my morning piss online to feel temporarily relieved.

Yet here you are!

 

[cersono]

Indeed.
Finding myself on the weird side of the board again.
How did I get here?

 

[kcghost]

I've never heard of such a thing.

 

[puff_not_snuff]

I've never heard of such a thing.

Oh great... another "freeballer" on the forum!

 

[anotherbob]

Have you ever discovered that you wore someone else's underwear for an entire day? This morning my girlfriend found my drawers next to the bed and asked if I bought new underwear and upon inspection I realized that they were not mine, although looked very similar as I generally wear black cotton boxer briefs. She seemed to have some suspicions over the discovery but I am the one who had someone else's familiars next to my familiars and should be the one with some sort of uneasy feelings over this realization. Long story short, from now on I'm going to better inspect my undies before putting them on.

what the heck. Tell your neurologist cause something is deeply wrong here, and it might be something in your brain.

 

[anotherbob]

Oh great... another "freeballer" on the forum!

hey that's one of Tom Petty's great song. Love the chorus "and I am free freeballing"...

 

[puff_not_snuff]

what the heck. Tell your neurologist cause something is deeply wrong here, and it might be something in your brain.

I never thought you of all people here would turn on me Bob. Sigh...

 

[verporchting]

One sees the strangest damn things on this forum, lol.

 

[simong]

I've never heard of such a thing.

What, no puffs in Kansas City? Must be like the Isle of Man, none there neither. Lol

 

[crashthegrey]

There is no need to come up with crazy stories. If you like wearing stranger's underwear, just be your better self and do it. But, you also do not really need to announce it. Fun read, though.

 

[Ahi Ka]

To avoid this exact scenario (when I was living communally) I purchased a dozen of the same briefs, all in unmistakable orange. Never once did I don somebody else’s pants*, though I must say on a couple of occasions I saw other guys wearing mine. This was worse. Especially since I couldn’t tell which of my sacramental garments had been defiled.

* it was also at this time i learnt the British meaning of this word. I was hanging the washing out with a young lass and complimented her on her fantastic pants. This kiwi almost got slapped.

 

[mso489]

There are many sacrifices of military service -- loss of privacy, loss of individuality, loss of choices and personal space, and so on. But the one luxury that I'd never thought of before is, you always make for damn sure the drawers you are putting on are your own, no matter what. So score one for Uncle Sam.

However, one of the hazards of new boxers is they are designed a little differently in terms of tags and seams in the front and the back, so it is possible to put them on backwards until you learn the visual cues. I hate it when that happens.

 

[puff_not_snuff]

To avoid this exact scenario (when I was living communally) I purchased a dozen of the same briefs, all in unmistakable orange.

You never got mistaken for a Dutch hippy?

 

[Ahi Ka]

You never got mistaken for a Dutch hippy?

Only on laundry day

 

[cersono]

they are designed a little differently in terms of tags and seams in the front and the back

That's by design. In case of emergency that allows to extend the use of a single pair for an entire month.
One week you go front.
Another week you go back.
Then you go inside-out,
and then you go front and back again.

 

[anotherbob]

I never thought you of all people here would turn on me Bob. Sigh...

it's tough love. At least I am putting a hold on the throwing an intervention. By the way if we do throw an intervention we will bring alcohol.
Though it's still better then realizing you've been smoking someone elses pipe the whole time.