So What Are You Not Smoking!

[huntertrw]

It is rumored that Mixture 69 is actually re-tinned Shortcut to Mushrooms (at least that's what he said...).

 

[frozenchurchwarden]

Everything.

(grumble mumble "Orthodontists" mumble grumble)

 

[bigpond]

Jackknife plug- smells like bacon, tastes like candied orange peel over cedar...and smokes like liquid magma, for me, at least. I've done my best, but I popped it out again last night after months away and from the first puff I could quite literally feel the singe roll across my tongue. So, 3.75 ozs left I suppose I could trade.

 

[skraps]

I'll second, or third Capt. Bob's Blend & anything Lakeland.

 

[mawnansmiff]

St. Bruno Flake. Might as well just smoke cardboard.
Also, Peterson's Luxury Blend, all chemical flavour but no tobacco.
Regards,
Jay.

 

[woodsroad]

"It is rumored that Mixture 69 is actually re-tinned Shortcut to Mushrooms (at least that's what he said...)"
Not.

 

[pitchfork]

War Horse Bar and War Horse Green.

 

[lifesizehobbit]

Haunted Bookshop; it was just way to nic-strong for my system.
Half And Half; can't get past the bad memory that it tastes like I imagine a cat urine soaked 70's couch found in a crowded alley after a 4 month Sanitation Engineer strike. But that's just me.

 

[jking]

"while I realize that their contents are just tobacco"
Wisdom in the typed word.

 

[ctron]

Cracked a jar of C&D Kajun Kake from 2014, and it was covered in mold. Unfortunately I will not be smoking that.

 

[oldreddog]

Clan.

But somebody somewhere is.

 

[pipeanddrum]

Anything made by Sutliff + aros.

 

[northernneil]

I attended Sasquatch Music Festival in 2012 (I think) at The Gorge in Washington. While walking around the festival grounds, taking in the wonderful experience, smoking my pipe, I was approached by a kind gentleman. He inquired about my pipe, explaining he too was a pipe smoker. After explaining that he forgot his pipe and that he could not smoke the tobacco he brought, he offered it to me.
I graciously accepted the gesture and offered cash, "at least let me buy you a beer." But the kind gentleman would not accept anything other than a thank-you.
Well, this lovely peach flavored tobacco will go down as the only tobacco I will never smoke again. My wife, girlfriend at the time, said it smelled pleasant. The taste however, was burnt rubber and nastiness. I was never a huge "fruity" aromatic fan, this sealed the deal.

 

[condorlover1]

St Bruno flake, I agree you might as well smoke chip board and I have a theory that IKEA use it to make table tops. Any of the flavored 'ropes' and just about anything that isn't Condor. To this list you can add Royal Yuck, Gold Schlock and Condor Mild in the blue packets as well as 85% of everything else on the U.S market and especially Captain Monochromatic!

 

[mso489]

Aromatics with cherry, chocolate, and other food related flavorings, and most other heavily flavored aromatics. No Sir Walter Raleigh, which is one of the few OTC tobaccos I simply cannot taste at all. No Dunhill Standard Mixture or SM Light, despite my loyalty to other Dunhill blends. No Lanes Q1, for being just too bland. No Lanes LL-7 for having too little tobacco forward flavor. Most of what I have tried, I have found tasty, although many are not so good that I re-order them.

 

[fitzy]

Cheap OTC crap
Sutliff
Anything lakeland
Most GLP blends.

 

[didimauw]

I am not smoking Stonehaven. Because I can never get any. I am also not smoking any...We'll ok I only smoke truly burley forward blends, the slightest hint of Damn near anything else and my tongue hates me.

 

[texmexpipe]

I've got a jar of Uncle Bob's Chocolate Flake that I just can't finish. I smoke it about once a year and remember why I hadn't smoked it in a year.

 

[ray47]

Mixture 79 Cherry

Middleton's Cherry Blend

 

[aldecaker]

I have never tried a cherry aromatic that I was willing to give another chance. So those are completely off the table for me.