NO ONE calls me doctor. A guy called me doctor, once. Just once. :
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No, for real, I had a mountain to climb when I was younger, but I am over that now. I really don't want to carry the mountain around with me everywhere I go now. So, I don't like the title.
But, thanks guys. I appreciate it. Yes, everyone hears how fast kids grow up, and it's so cliche to say it, but damn, they do grow up so fast. I could tell the whole story about how the girls' mother left this world when the youngest was just two, and I had to raise two baby girls as a dumbass man-mom in the Deep South. I have so many great stories about potty training them, using truck stop men's rooms, while driving across state. "Papa, why is there a drawing of a woman with a rocketship going up her nose on the wall?"
Then I was lucky enough to meet Mrs. Cosmic just as they were coming of age, because (for their sake) my only knowledge of how to handle those "girl issues" was to open their door and toss a Hershey's Bar at them, crying=Hersheys, strange girl behavior=Hersheys. So, they are lucky to have turned out somewhat normal, haha.