Smoking Health Concerns and Children

[lawdawg]

Now, to take some level of precaution, I make sure that I change my clothes before bed after I come in from smoking outside, and I wash my face and hands, and brush my teeth.

My questions are:

1) Are her concerns valid?
2) Is there anything else I should do to minimise any negative implication of my pipe smoking?
3) Do any of you have young children? What are your thoughts on this?

Thanks
Nathan

I know there are now a bajillion studies out there showing that you will keel over dead from twenty-second hand smoke if you ever come into contact with a single molecule of combusted tobacco, so call me an old fashioned ignoramus, but I think the concerns are much overstated. IMO (in my common-sense based, but completely unscientific and non-medical opinion), if your kids aren't sitting in a cloud of smoke, you're probably doing fine.

 

[AngueraCoyra]

Based on facts, her concerns aren't valid. However, she's a female so logic and facts don't mean squat. You don't need health advice, you need marital counseling. She's not worried about the children's health because based upon what you described, she's not stupid enough to believe that crap she's handing out. When women say "do it for the children" it really means "do it for me dumb ass". So you best sit down with her and have a heart to heart now or you should look up and record the number for the best divorce attorney in the area immediately.

What you see as an hour of blessed solitude she sees as you wanting to get away from her for an hour. What you see as a relaxing hobby she see as a totally selfish act and waste of family funds. What you see as an enjoyable nicotine buzz she sees as a filthy, disgusting endeavor that makes your breath smell like ass.

My recommendation is to tell her you are using smoking a pipe to surpress your kinky urges to tie her up and have kinky, bdsm sex with her every day. This creates a win-win for you. She'll either start buying you pipes, tobacco and lighters for special occasion gifts or you'll start having the greatest sex of your life. Choose wisely or after you pay alimony and child support, you may be smoking cheap tobacco in a cob while masturbating in your single wide.

Pure facts @hoosierpipeguy , I created an account now to write just that. Hopefully they´re still together and he fixed her