Smoke, Beards, and Wives (Not Bearded Wives!)
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Us guys, didn't we invent the lingo and you lot change it? ?
Where else have you spent time in Europe?
Have been to:
UK
Germany
France
Austria
Switzerland
Lichtenstein
Italy
and through ICELAND on the way there and back once and those dried fisheaters will LOSE YOUR BAGS EVERY TIME
Nope, I eat Krystal burgers while fishing with chicken livers.. but if you eat those you're a damn ghoul.
Lovely job ?, well if your ever in my neck of the woods again, got a couple of spare rooms ??
Getcha some beard oil or balm...I don't know if it will totally offset pipe smoke, but it might steer things in the right direction. If the Mrs. hates smoke, you might just have to be strategic...could be worse!
I have some fancy beard oils and creams that my Mrs. got for me...she likes the smell of my pipe in my beard but it seems to be enhanced with some hipster beard product mixed in. Good luck!
I have some fancy beard oils and creams that my Mrs. got for me...she likes the smell of my pipe in my beard but it seems to be enhanced with some hipster beard product mixed in. Good luck!
Every time you are done smoking your pipe, go do something that she finds irresistibly kissable.
When she comes home and the bathroom tiles are all regrouted, or the hardwood floors are freshly waxed, or the dishes are done and dinner is in the oven...a little bit of aromatic in the beard won't seem so bad.
When she comes home and the bathroom tiles are all regrouted, or the hardwood floors are freshly waxed, or the dishes are done and dinner is in the oven...a little bit of aromatic in the beard won't seem so bad.
My wife only complains, when I smoke dark fired flake. Says my goatee smells like smoked meat, and then went on to say that it's not a compliment lol.
I have no idea how to change that. So I don't.
I have no idea how to change that. So I don't.
My wife said the tin note of Haddos Delight is rotting food.
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Go ahead and suggest more blow jobs instead. Report back how that goes
Clean shaven? Or adopt a pet cherub?
I’m pretty sure that’s beanie hair he’s got going on bro
Hell, I like some fried chicken livers. ?They’re also good if you marinate them in soy sauce and brown sugar and wrap ‘em in bacon and grill them.
My wife didn’t like the “beard note,” either, but I guess she got over it ?
