Slept On Phone.

[bullet08]

I remember sleeping on ground without pad while camping. Even with rocks and roots, I was fine. But that was decades ago. Few nights ago, fell a sleep on my cell phone. Now I feel like someone kicked shit out of my upper chest. One more for getting old.

 

[kcghost]

Yeah, cell phones are pretty vicious sleeping partners.

 

[AroEnglish]

I remember sleeping on ground without pad while camping. Even with rocks and roots, I was fine. But that was decades ago. Few nights ago, fell a sleep on my cell phone. Now I feel like someone kicked shit out of my upper chest. One more for getting old.

I know what that's like. My worst sleep was when I slept on a log. Very bad idea.

 

[cosmicfolklore]

it gets worse. Just wait. Next phase is unexplainable bruises.

 

[captainsousie]

it gets worse. Just wait. Next phase is unexplainable bruises.

And having a list of things you need to bring with you and forgetting half of it on your way out the door.

 

[CoffeeAndBourbon]

I remember sleeping on ground without pad while camping. Even with rocks and roots, I was fine. But that was decades ago. Few nights ago, fell a sleep on my cell phone. Now I feel like someone kicked shit out of my upper chest. One more for getting old.

I bent over to sort through some things in a box and stood back up.... about 15 degress fomr fully upright POW, flet like a i got stabbed in the back. I was so unassuming the wife thought I was joking

Getting older is no fun

 

[captainsousie]

Wait until you sneeze while bending over. Did that about a week after turning 40 and I was out for 2 weeks.

 

[CoffeeAndBourbon]

Wait until you sneeze while bending over. Did that about a week after turning 40 and I was out for 2 weeks.

Done that before too.... OUCH!

 

[BlueMaxx]

And having a list of things you need to bring with you and forgetting half of it on your way out the door.

I make the list then leave without taking the list.
So now I make a list AND take a photo of the list on my iPhone.
Then when I get to the store I find I forgot my iPhone.

 

[bullet08]

Had to go and get this. Stinks, but get the job done.

 

[beefeater33]

I hear you. When I was younger I did a LOT of tent camping. Sleeping in a cheap bag on the ground- no problem.
Now, I’m in bed rolling from side to side every 45 minutes because my hips start to hurt. I can’t sleep on my back or stomach, never could unless stone cold drunk!

 

[beefeater33]

Had to go and get this. Stinks, but get the job done.

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Try this- my 86 year old neighbor turned me on to it. He’s got his share of aches and pains and says this is the best he’s found.

 

[BrightDarkEyes]

Old people used to tell me not to get old when I was a kid.

 

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

Could be the radiation from the phone that hurt you.

 

[BlueMaxx]

Well ya know, they say as you get older the first thing to go is your memory.
I can't remember what the second thing is.

 

[Uguccione]

fell a sleep on my cell phone.

It always happens to me in the office.

 

[captpat]

Thought you were going to go in a different direction -- I was going to talk about the time I fell asleep on a Zoom call. Luckily it was a work call with a dozen or so participants and my camera was off, I don't think anyone noticed.

 

[captainsousie]

Thought you were going to go in a different direction -- I was going to talk about the time I fell asleep on a Zoom call. Luckily it was a work call with a dozen or so participants and my camera was off, I don't think anyone noticed.

Reminds me of an old Fawlty Towers skit.

 

[bullet08]

Thought you were going to go in a different direction -- I was going to talk about the time I fell asleep on a Zoom call. Luckily it was a work call with a dozen or so participants and my camera was off, I don't think anyone noticed.

At the end of my time on corporate America, I worked from home due to nerve damage problems then my father passed away. So everything was conf call. Put on mute and I'll be smoking pipe on the porch.