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gord

Lifer
May 1, 2024
1,896
24,183
Prince George, British Columbia, Canada
Yeah, there are some mutts in this post for sure. So I guess it's my turn. I bought this "thing" about two months ago. My first Mr. Brog, the #52 "Scoot", precisely because I thought it was ugly. And cheap. $20 bucks US plus $6 shipping to my door in Prince George, from Poland. To make it worse, it was pear wood, which requires a careful and progressive break-in so as not to scorch. In proceeding with a careful ascending series of cool burning cavendish darks, I frankly fell in love with the what was now "Little Cute Monster" because it smoked like a dream.

It's amazing what can turn beautiful when it is viewed from a different perspective. So impressed was I, that I bought another, which I'm going to refinish black, to practice my pipe repairing and finishing skills which at this point are non-existant. However, I have a friend who is now making pipes who thought it was not a bad idea and he's going to coach me. I'll post it here when I'm finished . . . . but who knows when, eh? 🤪


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AreBee

Lifer
Mar 12, 2024
1,199
5,785
Farmington, Connecticut USA
Yeah, there are some mutts in this post for sure. So I guess it's my turn. I bought this "thing" about two months ago. My first Mr. Brog, the #52 "Scoot", precisely because I thought it was ugly. And cheap. $20 bucks US plus $6 shipping to my door in Prince George, from Poland. To make it worse, it was pear wood, which requires a careful and progressive break-in so as not to scorch. In proceeding with a careful ascending series of cool burning cavendish darks, I frankly fell in love with the what was now "Little Cute Monster" because it smoked like a dream.

It's amazing what can turn beautiful when it is viewed from a different perspective. So impressed was I, that I bought another, which I'm going to refinish black, to practice my pipe repairing and finishing skills which at this point are non-existant. However, I have a friend who is now making pipes who thought it was not a bad idea and he's going to coach me. I'll post it here when I'm finished . . . . but who knows when, eh? 🤪


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Sneaky liitle pipes, aren't they? I bought an Estate Mr. Brog No. 53 "Heavy" for $10 and damned if it isn't just a great smoker! Ugly as sin, but a great smoker. Looks very similar to this only without the fat stummel and stem.
 

FLDRD

Lifer
Oct 13, 2021
3,088
13,159
Arkansas
To make it worse, it was pear wood, which requires a careful and progressive break-in so as not to scorch.


I had a few pear wood pipes in the beginning simply because they were cheap and I didn't "know better". Other than the newbie trying not to burn the rim with a lighter, I don't think it was really much different than breaking in a briar, which I have now done a few times. I didn't notice any problems with the pear wood being more susceptible...
 
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Lifer
May 1, 2024
1,896
24,183
Prince George, British Columbia, Canada
@ FLORD - I've scorched a couple (and ashwood) starting with a very hot burning tobacco. Ash is even more susceptible and I had to pitch a couple because afterwords it tasted like crap. Maybe it's just my inherent lack of patience, but once burned, twice shy.

I'm more methodical now in break-ins in general, and even though I dislike the procedure, (who doesn't, eh?) I've been much happier with the results (re advice from @telescopes) since I've adopted a progressive burn in method of Dark Cavendishes. Learning curve methinks. :ROFLMAO: puffy
 
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Starting to Get Obsessed
Aug 16, 2015
135
273
Nebraska
I don’t own this but seeing it on the Italian website made me search for a forum thread. I don’t know what to think of this “rustication.” It looks like a Lego pipe had sex with a Castello Sea Rock. I’m trying to think if there’s ANY way I could EVER find this appealing.View attachment 273237
That's an Ardor. They do a number of different types of rustication/carving that are definitely unique. This is their Alveare style, I believe. Like Ser Jacopo, some of their pipes definitely push the envelope on originality, and require an acquired taste.

I personally don't find it ugly, the overall shape is really well done, as far as I can tell from this angle.

My favorite pipe is an Ardor Meteora bent egg that I absolutely adore the look of, but could see how others would find it ugly.

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