I think I have showed you guys everything I have owned over the years!
I’ve only been here a couple and a half years….I think I have showed you guys everything I have owned over the years!
You know there's a bunch of porn addicts (pipes, that is) here, don't youI think I have showed you guys everything I have owned over the years!
But yet you won't put up the time and effort to take individual pictures of all of them. Come on, it would only take you a few weeks.I think I have showed you guys everything I have owned over the years!

You should just start your own thread, showing off all your pipes. Then you can add to it. Then link the thread everytime someone (like me) asks to see em. LolOK. Do you really want me to do this just to gratify your morbid curiosity? I swear you are all waiting for me to drop off my perch so you can cruise by my widow and try and buy them for like $5 each from her or something!
So there’s hope?OK. Do you really want me to do this just to gratify your morbid curiosity? I swear you are all waiting for me to drop off my perch so you can cruise by my widow and try and buy them for like $5 each from her or something!
You have seen the pictures of my wife right? What she sees in me I have no idea but apparently I am the ultimate sex thimble since she is almost 6 ft tall!So
So there’s hope?
Sort of like a 'What are You Smoking' thread but dedicated to Condor's fecking 'Cutty" pipes? What could possibly go wrong with that idea? Within the first page it would turn into an extravaganza of lewdness, midget pornography, pyro flatulence and general bad taste that would make Star Cat look like a sane thread. This would result in Kevin having to ban half the forum all because you want to see a bunch of ancient meerschaum pipes!You should just start your own thread, showing off all your pipes. Then you can add to it. Then link the thread everytime someone (like me) asks to see em. Lol
However someone would find a way to derail it anyways.

Glad you're here.Helping out, no other social outlet, and limited time left.
A Kenan, Ralph the bison (Why name it? No real reason, other than it pleases me), first:
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The meer will color the way is going to, not always the way you want it toI have been wanting a meerschaum pipe for the longest time and I have had a few, but they always felt like a gimmick to me. Maybe it was the crazy designs or just the very small bowl sizes I ended up with, but I would just never smoke them.
Today this ends up- I finally found something that feels just right! The size is perfect, the shape is perfect and it is an army mount with a silver olive…
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At this point I just have to decide if I should try to clean up the dark rim and get fresh start or just leave it.
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I recently saw a Meer here, with an absolutely gorgeous peach coloured sunset coloration - any pro tips on how to achieve that? Any other Meer tip would be greatly appreciated too!
You can find them just about any way you want them.Maybe it was the crazy designs or just the very small bowl sizes I ended up with

Use a coloring bowl exclusively. They turn the pipe into a reverse calabash.I recently saw a Meer here, with an absolutely gorgeous peach coloured sunset coloration - any pro tips on how to achieve that?
Treat them as you would any other pipe.Any other Meer tip would be greatly appreciated too!
Absolutely love this pipe.I have been wanting a meerschaum pipe for the longest time and I have had a few, but they always felt like a gimmick to me. Maybe it was the crazy designs or just the very small bowl sizes I ended up with, but I would just never smoke them.
Today this ends up- I finally found something that feels just right! The size is perfect, the shape is perfect and it is an army mount with a silver olive…
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At this point I just have to decide if I should try to clean up the dark rim and get fresh start or just leave it.
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I recently saw a Meer here, with an absolutely gorgeous peach coloured sunset coloration - any pro tips on how to achieve that? Any other Meer tip would be greatly appreciated too!
Ghosh young man. What a big pipe you have!You can find them just about any way you want them.
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Use a coloring bowl exclusively. They turn the pipe into a reverse calabash.
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Update:After finally falling in love with Meerschaums because of this army mount Altinay:
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I just couldn’t wait to get my next Meer and it just arrived:
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I have to say that is the highest grade amber I have ever seen used on a pipe.. just look at the translucency and shine it has. According the person I bought it from, It hasn’t been restored in the last 45 years.
At this point I think I will just be cleaning it, extremely gently and carefully and then smoke it once. Correct me if I am wrong but a pipe like that shouldn’t be smoked often, I mean it’s not worth the ember deterioration.
If that’s the case I will have to start looking for another Meer to fit in my rotation…
