I understand the disbelief, but believe me, it’s true. I even keep a tally counter app just for it.
You see, I don’t smoke more than a bowl or two per day at best, and after smoking the gamut of meerschaum grades and seeing how mind-bendingly slow it is for most to noticeably color, I’ve developed a keen eye for translucence in any meers I pick up.
If it isn’t translucent, well, it might be decades before I’ve even got the stem fully colored with my piping habits.
Also, of course, pairing meerschaum with aromatic blends is a sure-fire way to expedite coloring, and I have Country Squire to thank for that.