The bad man want women like cigarettes…. slender, trim, to be selected without much thought, set aflame and when the flame has subsided, discarded.
The fastidious man wants his women to be like cigars…. more expensive, better appearance and which smolder quietly.
The good man wants his women to be like a pipe …. something gets attached to, knocks gently but lovingly, fondles in a dreamy way and gives the greatest care and attention.
A man will give you his cigarettes, offer you a cigar, but never shares his pipe!
NO, never share your pipe!