See if You Can Spot the Theme

[CoffeeAndBourbon]

I am really not good looking enough to judge other people, but my wife and I were doing our nightly run down the trail, when we passed this woman who was obviously fit, but she had these exaggerated buttocks. They were flopping as she walked. I asked Mrs Cosmic what might have caused that. And, she said that it was a surgery thing to do that on purpose. Now, I am attracted to a well shaped ass, but…

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…floppy?

Hey doc, add some junk to my trunk, she said.

 

[aspiring_sage]

I'm getting Batman (1989) smile vibes.

 

[CoffeeAndBourbon]

it’s done for both reasons. To attract potent roosters & to establish the pecking order among the hens

Mac

Now the trick question every man gets asked by his wife/gf is even more complicated...
"does this make my butt look big?"

Ummm. Should it?

 

[greeneyes]

Don't forget Igor and Grichka Bogdanoff (...may they rest in peace); an interesting story if you're up for a read...

 

[georged]

I am attracted to a well shaped ass

Ask and ye shall receive:

 

[telescopes]

This thread needs to be locked down immediately. Where is Potter Steward when you need him?

 

[jpmcwjr]

Here, boss!
There's enough material here to give anyone a nightmare.
Locking so overload doesn't get more overloaded!