I am William and yesterday marked the end of my second year attending University of Houston Cullen College of Engineering.
I have no doubt that you are more than impressed and that your fingers are already itching to type heaps of praise upon me, congratulations abound. Some of you are probably thinking "He is going places." and "This is prime son-in-law material."
Stop.
Before wasting any time+effort photoshopping your daughter's graduation photos, know this:
The only place that I am going, is right back from whence I came. Nowhere.
Back to the introduction…
I took up smoking around nine months ago, upon finding a cheap plastic "Made China" pipe in the local convenience store and pairing it with the cashier's highly recommended Tin Star Regular Pipe Tobacco. While I have not had the means toupgrade replace the pipe, I have been fortunate enough to try a few more blends.
I have only been reading the forums for a few weeks but have already grown tired of not being able to expand the photos of some of your beautiful pipes (members only), so I decided to join. Visiting this site has been to me, what some people must have experienced with National Geographic in decades gone by; I have been reading about and seeing things that are complete foreign but almost familiar at the same time.
I will attempt to end this novelette with a joke; actually, this is legitimately my entire pipe+tobacco holdings but some of you will probably find it to be quite humorous:
"Made China" pipe
Tamper that I made from a broken wine glass
Tin Star Regular Pipe Tobacco [Terrible - Surely meant for making cigarettes, which are probably just as terrible.]
4 Aces Turkish Pipe Tobacco [Bad - A little better than Tin Star but not by much.]
Sir Walter Raleigh Aromatic [Decent - Better when mixed 1:1 with SWR or Prince Albert.]
Sir Walter Raleigh [Good - This most recent pouch has a faint hint of vinegar, which will hopefully dissipate.]
Prince Albert [Good - I probably smoke this at least once every day, if not more.]
I have no doubt that you are more than impressed and that your fingers are already itching to type heaps of praise upon me, congratulations abound. Some of you are probably thinking "He is going places." and "This is prime son-in-law material."
Stop.
Before wasting any time+effort photoshopping your daughter's graduation photos, know this:
The only place that I am going, is right back from whence I came. Nowhere.
Back to the introduction…
I took up smoking around nine months ago, upon finding a cheap plastic "Made China" pipe in the local convenience store and pairing it with the cashier's highly recommended Tin Star Regular Pipe Tobacco. While I have not had the means to
I have only been reading the forums for a few weeks but have already grown tired of not being able to expand the photos of some of your beautiful pipes (members only), so I decided to join. Visiting this site has been to me, what some people must have experienced with National Geographic in decades gone by; I have been reading about and seeing things that are complete foreign but almost familiar at the same time.
I will attempt to end this novelette with a joke; actually, this is legitimately my entire pipe+tobacco holdings but some of you will probably find it to be quite humorous:
"Made China" pipe
Tamper that I made from a broken wine glass
Tin Star Regular Pipe Tobacco [Terrible - Surely meant for making cigarettes, which are probably just as terrible.]
4 Aces Turkish Pipe Tobacco [Bad - A little better than Tin Star but not by much.]
Sir Walter Raleigh Aromatic [Decent - Better when mixed 1:1 with SWR or Prince Albert.]
Sir Walter Raleigh [Good - This most recent pouch has a faint hint of vinegar, which will hopefully dissipate.]
Prince Albert [Good - I probably smoke this at least once every day, if not more.]
Happy to have you here, friend!
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