On most days, I keep a pipe clenched, and I've never drooled down the stem. I am not even sure how I'd do that, since my teeth are above any water line... and, I've not drooled since I was a baby, IF I drooled back then even. I am not sure what to think about grown men drooling. I know, I know... it's not your fault, just happens. Try to keep your dirty knuckles off my carpet, and breathe through your nose once in a while.
My apologies to about half the forum that I've just insulted. Feel free to punch me in the face.