Mr Drysdale and Miss Jane Curtain and the town of Beverley Hills and Uncle Jed striking oil in Bug Tussle had no corollary whatsoever the lawyers for my Grandmother’s newspaper could find, in her forty years of weekly columns.
And even Bug Tussle is not a unique place name, there is a Bug Tussle Arkansas.
And as my mother used to declare, Donna Douglas played Miss Ella Mae Clampett as a cheap, dumb blonde, when she was a brunette school teacher more of the Andy Griffin’s girl friend type.
And so it came to pass, in those days, that my Grandmother settled threatened litigation against the producers of the Beverley Hillbillies on these terms
There would be a $400 advance order of 200 tourist size books about Ma, Pa, Sy Thomas, and Saydee (the usual characters in her comedic series) by the Beverley Hillbilles.
That my grandmother would be the sole owner of that copyright. This was important because otherwise, every column inch my grandmother had ever written belonged to her employer, the newspaper. The book was hers, alone.
And my grandfather was to receive a carton of Winston cigarettes on a recurring basis so long as the Beverly Hillbillies show ran.
I was five years old in 1963 and my grandmother was my age, 66.
And my mother, the model for Saydee (Ella Mae) and my Uncle Jiggs known as Sy Thomas (Jethro Bodine) and my grandmother Ma (Granny) and my grandfather Pa (Jed Clampett) all signed releases as part of that settlement.
My Grandmother’s 32 page book was a blockbuster local seller, the initial run of 2,000 copies selling out in a week. She made a comfortable living from sales until she died in 1980, plus kept on writing the Ma and Pa series.
As flattered as I am if I am considered a storyteller, I am the grandson of a story teller so talented she shook down the Beverly Hillbillies for all rights to use stories about Hilbillies from Bug Tussle, or Hooterville (Humansville). Against her record mine is sadly lacking.
I labor here, for pleasure , not paid even a Lee or Marxman pipe.
What I recommend is what I like, what I use, and what those less blessed by life than me can also easily afford.
Now, as for those Winston cigarretes in the settlement.
Pa smoked Camels, in real life, and home grown Long Green in the newspaper series.
Whenever my mother wasn’t around, it was Ma herself that smoked the Winstons,,,,,
Except for a few me and my cousin Pammy borrowed.