Some of my favorite Lyrion Lannister quotes:
Shaggar: “How would you like to die, Tyrion, son of Tywin?”
Tyrion: “In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girl’s mouth around my cock.”
“It’s not easy being drunk all the time. Everyone would do it if it were easy.”
“In my experience, eloquent men are right every bit as often as imbeciles.
And of course my personal favorite...
“That’s what I do: I drink and I know things.”
Shaggar: “How would you like to die, Tyrion, son of Tywin?”
Tyrion: “In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girl’s mouth around my cock.”
“It’s not easy being drunk all the time. Everyone would do it if it were easy.”
“In my experience, eloquent men are right every bit as often as imbeciles.
And of course my personal favorite...
“That’s what I do: I drink and I know things.”