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“We’re no here tae finger mice” said by Sgt Billy Dickson before going over the top at the Battle of Bersheba during the First World War.
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So I work at a plumbing company. At the end of the day today, a plumber and his apprentice came in. Apparently the kid screwed up and was feeling down on himself. The plumber said "Listen, the only reason I'm any good at it is because I ran out of ways to [bleep] [bleep] up."
And one from the chef who trained me once upon a time. "I can't teach you how to work. If you know how to work, I can teach you how. But you already have to know how to work."
And one from the chef who trained me once upon a time. "I can't teach you how to work. If you know how to work, I can teach you how. But you already have to know how to work."
"A one trick Pony."
great thread idea by the way Gamzultovah
great thread idea by the way Gamzultovah
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"You can't close your eyes and pretend no one sees you"- Anonymous.
"There is nothing more beautiful than a woman wearing a short skirt getting out of a car". - Charles Bukowski
"There is nothing more beautiful than a woman wearing a short skirt getting out of a car". - Charles Bukowski
"Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without."
-Confucius
-Confucius
My dad also. He also had a similar one if I said I wanted some cool gadget.
"You need two of em. One to shit on, and one to cover it up with."
"Angustus animus pecuniam amat." A narrow mind loves money.
-Cicero
-Cicero
“Boy, if you can’t listen, then you can feel”
My grandfather, right before he tanned my ass.
My grandfather, right before he tanned my ass.
"Our problem is not that we aim too high and miss, but that we aim too low and hit."
~ Aristotle
~ Aristotle
I may be repeating, but a retired Army colonel I once knew said: A new broom sweeps cleanest, but an old broom knows where the dirt is.
People who go through life looking for reasons to be offended are certain to succeed in their quest.
Me, probably already said more eloquently by someone else.
Me, probably already said more eloquently by someone else.
"We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses."
~ Abraham Lincoln
~ Abraham Lincoln