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warren

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Rainy night here. I'm bored. What follows is the punchline to one of my favorite jokes.
"Welllll, I'd pet him first him first," suggested the first drunk. "And make sure he's friendly."
Anyone else?

 

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johnbarleycorn

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" if this is gonna be that kind of party, I’m gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!”

 

chasingembers

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Nov 12, 2014
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I don't care if you two are having sex, just quit using my ass as a scoreboard!

 

newbroom

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Jul 11, 2014
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It's the plumber.
I had one too, but the wheels feel off.
Mother! Sometimes you piss me off!
Why didn't you tell me the dog was Catholic?
I don't care who you are, if you drop that cross one more time, you're out of the parade!
You don't think I asked for a 12 inch pianist, do you ?

 

drennan

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Mar 30, 2014
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No son, lets walk down and F***'em all.
It's not a lion, it's a giraffe.
and to quote a film 'He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!'

 

prndl

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"not after I get past that little part that's been used."

 
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