Psst: Wanna Buy Some Mouldy Cheese?

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

The federal government buys and stores millions of pounds of cheese in cheese caves.

Good thing that they do, too... Well maybe.

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[mawnansmiff]

But our solution to having so few prosecutions, even with CCTV?

Thing is the regular shoplifters are fully aware of this so counter the CCTV by simply wearing a mask then just sally in to the shops en masse and help themselves knowing full well they will get away with it.

Jay.