Post-Coitus Smoke?

[fafnir]

Lohengrin, you also listen to Wagner after Coitus?

 

[jerwynn]

+1 sablebrush52 "Coitus... what's that?"
The last time I had anything to do with Coitus, it was my neighbor trying to find his dmn cat. The cat's name is "Curtis" except the neighbor is from some sub-borough of NYC where Curtis comes out Coitus... "Hey Coitus, get in heeah!" (Coitus is no pussy btw... he's just an obese suburban predator.)

 

[ophiuchus]

:rofl: - Is it any less appropriate for me to mention that I generally go for a cigarette under this specific circumstance?

 

[tbradsim1]

I thought he was talking about some Roman God. :rofl:

 

[jpmcwjr]

Jerwynn- triple entendre, well done!

 

[lohengrin]

Fafnir: Lohengrin, you also listen to Wagner after Coitus?
I think Wagner's music is more suitable during coitus!

 

[shutterbugg]

Post-coitus? Pre-coitus? You mean you let your pipe go out during? And you call yourselves pipers? Shame on y'all.

 

[fafnir]

Lohengrin, yes I agree Wagner is brilliant at reaching an explosive climaxes, it is also suitable for overtures, in fact I would rather ride a Valkyrie than listen to Schubert anyday...

 

[pipesmokingtom]

I thought he was talking about some Roman God

Ah yes. The well-known Roman God of "Not tonight, hunny, I have a headache."

 

[Chasing Embers]

Smoking a pipe is far more interesting, and infinitely less work.

 

[cosmicfolklore]

If it's in the mornings, I smoke an aromatic. Afternoon, it's gauranteed to be a Virginia. Nighttime, a strong rope. If it's outside, I might consider a Latakia blend. The car, I'll smoke a VaPer. If it was really long and drawn out, I might just roll a cig and head back in for more. But, if it is out in public, I might just grab a cigar.

 

[sparrowhawk]

Hey, what about the Kind of pipe smoked? A droping bent pipe might be more appropriate, but I doubt anyone would smoke anything other than a straight. :lol:

 

[fishingandpipes]

Nighttime, a strong rope.

I desperately want to make some kind of quip about smoking rope, but in no way do I know you well enough to get away with that without pissing you off. Those are jokes for good buddies over whiskey, but I encourage you to use your imagination because I assure you it would have been both hilarious and juvenile as all get-out.

 

[Chasing Embers]

I assure you it would have been both hilarious and juvenile as all get-out.

You just described 90% of this forum's events. :mrgreen:

 

[checotah]

If you have strength enough for a pipe, you're doing something wrong. Unless it's the next morning, that is, in which case it is whatever she loads for you.
~ advice from the 70 year old crowd.

 

[mayfair70]

I figure if we both don't pass out fro exhaustion, I didn't do it right

If you have strength enough for a pipe, you're doing something wrong

Good Lord! I HAVE been doing it wrong all these years. I talked to my doctor and he said I suffer from an affliction called "stamina." He said not to worry, it would just go away by itself. :rofl:

 

[ssjones]

@Cosmic - I love your location choices! You must be very popular in your neighborhood and I gather you two aren't very shy!

If it's outside, I might consider a Latakia blend. The car, I'll smoke a VaPer. If it was really long and drawn out, I might just roll a cig and head back in for more. But, if it is out in public, I might just grab a cigar.

 

[jerwynn]

Where can I get some of this "stamina"??? And can I get it in bulk?

 

[cosmicfolklore]

Good livin'

Good food

And

Good sex.

The pipe is just to kill time in between. Without a passionate life, I'm not sure anything else would keep me motivated.
Ha, smokin' rope, some times a rope is just a cigar. Didn't Freud set that one straight? And, I'd never bring a droopy old "bent" pipe into the bedroom. Straight, stiff, Dublin with a blast. Ha ha! Always!

 

[didimauw]

Carter hall before during and after!