Where be ye? Tis the day o' talkin' like a pirate! Ye's be asleep!!
Pirates- (of Penzance and elsewhere): Aaaaaarrrrr!
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What kind of socks do pirates wear?
Aaarrrrgyle.
Aaarrrrgyle.
Soon I'll be havin' a bowl of some of me Black Frigate. I'll have some tea with lime with it. Why the lime, ye ask? To fend off the scurvy, savvy?
Now answer me this: Do ye landlubbers know what a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet be?
Ye'd think it would be R....but it really be the C.
Now answer me this: Do ye landlubbers know what a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet be?
Ye'd think it would be R....but it really be the C.
Modern pirate: "Hey mon, let's all grab a few rifles, pile into rowboats, and attack a U.S. Navy Cruiser."
Aye, ye matey, step lively there to talk like pirates, arrrggg. Ahoy there, who put rum in my tobackey?
With Dunhill Navy Rolls and letters of marque and reprisal issued by Her Majesty, the crew of the Royal Yacht will blast you scallywags out of the seven seas! puf
Me father was King Neptune, me mother was a mermaid. I was born on de crest of a wave and rocked in de cradle of de deep. My eyes is stars, me teeth is spars, me hair is hemp and seaweed; and when I spits, I spits tar. I's tough, I is, I am, I are...
Myyyyy father was the keeper of the Eddystone Light, he slept with a piratess one fine night! From this union there came three; a porpoise, a porgy & the other was...
Chasingemberrrrrrs!
Chasingemberrrrrrs!
This be what pops into my head when I read/hear stuff like this thread:
As for me, I be chained to labor by a group of cruel task masters. (at work)?
Why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank?
Because they’ll wash up on shore later.
Because they’ll wash up on shore later.
A pirate walks into a bar with the ships wheel in his pants.
Bartender says, "Hey cap'n you know you've got a wheel in yer pants?!"
Cap'n replies, "Arghhh it's drivin me nuts!!"
Bartender says, "Hey cap'n you know you've got a wheel in yer pants?!"
Cap'n replies, "Arghhh it's drivin me nuts!!"
Okay,
Where do pirate captains keep their buccaneers?
Under their buckin' hats.
Where do pirate captains keep their buccaneers?
Under their buckin' hats.
Marooned at a "gala" event where my wife is being recognized for 18 years of servitude. Had to shave and everything....
Jay
Jay
Shave his belly with a rusty razor,
Shave his belly with a rusty razor,
Ear-li in the mornin'
Although it probably was your face that got smoothed.
Shave his belly with a rusty razor,
Ear-li in the mornin'
Although it probably was your face that got smoothed.
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