Piping Pet Peeves

[BROBS]

Pipes made by the Chinese

Now included at no additional charge: coronavirus

 

[BROBS]

What are flake pipes?

There isn’t such a thing. Some people think there is.

 

[alaskanpiper]

Now included at no additional charge: coronavirus

Just throw a little lyme disease in there too and it's actually quite refreshing.

 

[condorlover1]

Like 'Velly flake Dunghill wed splot pip' available at any Wuhan B&M with a packet of Wongdor Fwake!

 

[condorlover1]

OK guys time for laughs later. How about those cheap Czech pipe tools? They go rusty and really piss me off!

 

[BROBS]

OK guys time for laughs later. How about those cheap Czech pipe tools? They go rusty and really piss me off!

WHY IS THE FULCRUM OF THE TAMPER ON THE FUCKING SIDE OF THE TAMPER?

 

[cosmicfolklore]

They go rusty and really piss me off!

 

[BROBS]

Like 'Velly flake Dunghill wed splot pip' available at any Wuhan B&M with a packet of Wongdor Fwake!

Now with real Condor droppings!

 

[condorlover1]

@cosmicfolklore. Has anyone ever told you that you look like Wilfred Brimley from that movie Cocoon?

 

[condorlover1]

@BROBS. I have no idea. But its a very interesting point and I bet its one of your pet peeves so we are back on topic.

 

[mingc]

We're back on topic? OK, good! When a certain forum sponsor photographs only one side of a pipe when it costs less than $100, as if budget minded pipers don't deserve to see the other side. Grrr . . .

 

[perdurabo]

Hey Guys, wait, wait, I got one.

Urinal Cake!

Years ago I was enjoying some Ennerdale, and I came across a thread where someone compared Lakeland Essence to “Urinal Cake”. I took another puff of Ennerdale and said, “Damn, it kind of smells like Urinal Cake....Fuck!”

I come back to the Lakeland flakes from time to time and think, “Don’t think about a fucking urinal cake!”

 

[olkofri]

We're back on topic? OK, good! When a certain forum sponsor photographs only one side of a pipe when it costs less than $100, as if budget minded pipers don't deserve to see the other side. Grrr . . .

I'm totally with you there.

 

[condorlover1]

Careful boys. When you 'ding' the site sponsors you'll piss off the boss and the thread gets zapped. How about those ghastly Falcon Pipes? We are back on topic again.

 

[mingc]

Hey Guys, wait, wait, I got one.

Urinal Cake!

Years ago I was enjoying some Ennerdale, and I came across a thread where someone compared Lakeland Essence to “Urinal Cake”. I took another puff of Ennerdale and said, “Damn, it kind of smells like Urinal Cake....Fuck!”

I come back to the Lakeland flakes from time to time and think, “Don’t think about a fucking urinal cake!”

That was a pretty standard put-down as I recall. It must not have taken because people love them!

 

[perdurabo]

Took me 11 pages to come up with a Pet Peeve, I’m glad it went off topic.

 

[perdurabo]

Yep, I stopped looking at Lakeland threads because of the urinal tag.

That was a pretty standard put-down as I recall. It must not have taken because people love them!

 

[mingc]

Careful boys. When you 'ding' the site sponsors you'll piss off the boss and the thread gets zapped. How about those ghastly Falcon Pipes? We are back on topic again.

I didn't say nutthin! ?

Yea, I don't get the falcon pipes either.

 

[canucklehead]

? I hate it when people talk about saliva, like getting spit in pipe stems, "wet smoking," or even spitting on pipes to clean them. Makes me feel Ill.?

 

[jpmcwjr]

Hey Guys, wait, wait, I got one.

Urinal Cake!

Years ago I was enjoying some Ennerdale, and I came across a thread where someone compared Lakeland Essence to “Urinal Cake”. I took another puff of Ennerdale and said, “Damn, it kind of smells like Urinal Cake....Fuck!”

I come back to the Lakeland flakes from time to time and think, “Don’t think about a fucking urinal cake!”

So, how's that working for ya'? Do NOT think of a white horse. Nor White Horse whiskey!