Pipes and Flatulence
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According to medical research,the average adult passes about one pint of gas each day. So it is not the tobacco smoke that causes it. On the savory side, if you will eat several jalapino pepper each day you get to enjoy the flavor of the pepper, 2 times.. Plus you can toast marshmellows.
Flatulence is under-represented as a pipe topic. Thank the Gods for this thread. I am a recovering fartoholic. Having been on a good diet of greens, fresh fruit and other healthy wonderful things, I could sneak out a whopper and no one would be the wiser. There were exceptions...chili dogs, many processed meats and canned foods among others could cause paint peeling if precautions weren't taken. This all changed with pipe smoking.
Our resident fartologist didn't mention nitrates, but I fear they may add to the DEFCON 1 status of some recent poppers. Dark fired would amply describe some of the horrid gasses escaping my temple-like corporeal self. I am no novice in this area either. I once had arsenic poisoning from handling geology samples far too long before identifying them. When I finally cracked the metallic samples open and smelled the garlic smell, I knew I was in trouble. I raced home to eat about six eggs and wait for the sulfer to bind with the arsenic.
Arsenosulfate farts are the most blindingly powerful stink in all the realms. I could not see for about a minute and had to fumble to open a window, lest I be re-poisoned. I'm sure its on the list of banned munitions from the Geneva Convention.
Some tobaccos just make for a stinkier existence. I love War Horse and Billy Budd, but they make for dangerous body chemistry. If I find the antidote I will post it. Until then, use caution fellow pipers. Buying more paint is always an option. Protect your loved ones.
Our resident fartologist didn't mention nitrates, but I fear they may add to the DEFCON 1 status of some recent poppers. Dark fired would amply describe some of the horrid gasses escaping my temple-like corporeal self. I am no novice in this area either. I once had arsenic poisoning from handling geology samples far too long before identifying them. When I finally cracked the metallic samples open and smelled the garlic smell, I knew I was in trouble. I raced home to eat about six eggs and wait for the sulfer to bind with the arsenic.
Arsenosulfate farts are the most blindingly powerful stink in all the realms. I could not see for about a minute and had to fumble to open a window, lest I be re-poisoned. I'm sure its on the list of banned munitions from the Geneva Convention.
Some tobaccos just make for a stinkier existence. I love War Horse and Billy Budd, but they make for dangerous body chemistry. If I find the antidote I will post it. Until then, use caution fellow pipers. Buying more paint is always an option. Protect your loved ones.
Then, there's the one that gets zoo visitors thinking...
...that hippos in zoos have over-revving two-stroke chainsaws hidden in their "other ends"...(at about eighteen seconds from the start)...[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSKQ3ZNQ_O8]
...that hippos in zoos have over-revving two-stroke chainsaws hidden in their "other ends"...(at about eighteen seconds from the start)...[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSKQ3ZNQ_O8]
Thanks; I like short videos, but will pass on that one! I think I've seen the ending in another film.
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