Normally I could justify 'pipesicle' as I'm up in Alberta. But we're not getting winter this year. I can't recall a warmer February. A neighbor recently celebrated his 40th and the garage was the 'smoking room'. When I saw a few others headed in that direction I grabbed a pipe and joined them. I was greeted with, "Oh, you're a pipe-man!" I guess that's OK! I've heard pipe-dude before, but 'dude' is one of those words that makes me want to punch someone. After the "Oh, you're a pipe-man!" I got a couple, "I can't believe how awesome that smells!"