Laugh all you want, but fluffers are an essential and important part of the process, and we few, we happy, happy few, make serious wads of cash for our difficult jobs. Some of these cartoon characters live hard and show up at the studio in particularly raggedy condition.
Take Wiley for example. He's not exactly a beauty queen to begin with but one morning he showed up looking like this:
That tail looks like it's been eaten by moths!
After a bit of preening, he's ready to go onstage:
Without fluffers, your pathetic existence would be even more degrading.
BTW, George, that cell I sold you is absolutely genuine! At least that's what the broker I bought it from on a street corner in Shanghai, told me.