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TN Jed

Lifer
Feb 3, 2022
1,990
29,483
Franklin, TN
www.battlefields.org
I have an extremely small, straight grained Eltang with a foot and a gold band. I have it sitting on my desk and will probably never smoke it. It's very small + I prefer it more as a display piece. It's the only pipe (out of the 100 or so I have owned) that I have never smoked.

You have any pipes that you just like to look at instead of smoking?

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Love the avatar. If you don't smoke it someone else will.
I'll drink your health, share your wealth
Run your life, steal your wife
 

LeafErikson

Lifer
Dec 7, 2021
2,172
19,056
Oregon
I smoke all of the pipes that I own and don’t think I would ever buy one without smoking it. But by no means do I judge someone for wanting purchase a pipe and not smoke it. There are some beautiful artisan pipes out there and some people are collectors, which I totally understand. Not to mention some of the eltang, former, ivarsson, etc. pipes only go up in value the longer you keep them, especially unsmoked.
 

TN Jed

Lifer
Feb 3, 2022
1,990
29,483
Franklin, TN
www.battlefields.org
Don't think I could bring myself to light this beauty for the first time. Not a problem however.... it doesn't belong to me. :(

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What a beauty! Unfortunately I can't resist the primal urge to enjoy any functional art for it's function. Hence my collection of well worn
GI Joes and Baseball cards. Kind of like owning a Bugatti and never driving it. The art is the function.
 
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TN Jed

Lifer
Feb 3, 2022
1,990
29,483
Franklin, TN
www.battlefields.org
And this Ivory pipe which I have not smoked for over 40years because of the extremely poor drilling. I bought it in the mid-70s when I knew nothing of what made a good pipe.View attachment 127828
That is a beautiful piece of art! Even someone with extremely poor self control as me would have a hard time smoking it.
 

Searock Fan

Lifer
Oct 22, 2021
2,198
6,041
Southern U.S.A.
Another one I'll never smoke, and this one does belong to me.... I made this pipe in the early 90s (if I remember correctly). Like several others I made, I keep it as a reminder of those days. They all have one thing about them that made me not want to sell them. In the case of this pipe, because of the nice grain I was hell bent on making it a smooth. But seems the briar had other plans. I was able to work around the flaws on the bowl, but the shank was really giving me trouble. Finally the shank was getting worked down to the minimum diameter I wanted and, sure enough, a micro crack shows up. I took a chance and removed a little more wood but the crack just grew. Damn! You win some and loose some. As you can see in the pic I ended cutting the shank and adding an extension. Unfortunately, the shank is now (in my opinion) too thin and would be easy to break, therefore no sale and no smoking. puffy

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rorrer

Starting to Get Obsessed
Aug 2, 2014
125
1,100
Lockhart, Texas USA
I had a lovely old unsmoked Premier from the late teens, early '20s or so that I never smoked. I'm not really a collector (or at least am trying not to be). I'm not sure how I resisted smoking this pipe, but I recently decided it was best in the hands of a true collector rather than just sitting around here ... I have no doubt I would have given in and smoked it eventually.

Mostly, I just don't like to see things going unused. Pipes are meant to be smoked. :)

C.Rorrer
 

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AroEnglish

Rehabilitant
Jan 7, 2020
5,150
15,139
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I had a lovely old unsmoked Premier from the late teens, early '20s or so that I never smoked. I'm not really a collector (or at least am trying not to be). I'm not sure how I resisted smoking this pipe, but I recently decided it was best in the hands of a true collector rather than just sitting around here ... I have no doubt I would have given in and smoked it eventually.

Mostly, I just don't like to see things going unused. Pipes are meant to be smoked. :)

C.Rorrer
I was surprised at how low this pipe sold for. I was focusing on winning the KB&B Blue Line Bakelite which I didn't win. I would've gladly paid more than the winning bid for that Premier.
 

trouttimes

Lifer
Nov 26, 2018
6,016
24,354
Lake Martin, AL
I collect/fish bamboo rods. I had Mike Clark (famous Colorado rod maker) make me a rod (waited over a year). He saw me on the river a few months later and asked how I liked the rod. I told him I had not fished it. It was too pretty. He got very mad and demanded that I either fish it or give it back. He didn’t make it to sit in a shadow box. I bet most pipe makers feel the same.
 

dunnyboy

Lifer
Jul 6, 2018
2,574
32,073
New York
I collect/fish bamboo rods. I had Mike Clark (famous Colorado rod maker) make me a rod (waited over a year). He saw me on the river a few months later and asked how I liked the rod. I told him I had not fished it. It was too pretty. He got very mad and demanded that I either fish it or give it back. He didn’t make it to sit in a shadow box. I bet most pipe makers feel the same.
Very interesting perspective. I'm sure you're right about pipe carvers. Why put so much effort into the engineering, if it's not going to be smoked.