Pipe In Nose

[didimauw]

Is that blood on the stem??????

 

[The Clay King]

Is that blood on the stem??????

@didimauw I think it's the painted / varnished tip to stop the clay pipe sticking to the mouth. My preference is for clay pipes with painted / varnished mouthpieces to reduce cancer risk and stop lip damage!

 

[kcghost]

Well, hmmm, it seems you have discovered a singular way to smoke your pipe. I'd hate to see you around a thermometer.

 

[AJL67]

Good way to get a tu-mah

 

[Doctor Chopper]

Sorry to tell you this, but there is nothing in your nose that ain't in your mouth.

I am more worried that you put this out on the internet than the fact that it happened.... complete with photo evidence.

 

[cosmicfolklore]

Sorry to tell you this, but there is nothing in your nose that ain't in your mouth.

Ha!! I don't have a flinger in my mouth.

 

[Doctor Chopper]

Ha!! I don't have a flinger in my mouth.

Just snuff hard, and that flinger turns into a goober.

 

[telescopes]

Sorry, you have to destroy the pipe. Too bad.

 

[didimauw]

@didimauw I think it's the painted / varnished tip to stop the clay pipe sticking to the mouth. My preference is for clay pipes with painted / varnished mouthpieces to reduce cancer risk and stop lip damage!

Well In that case, just wipe it off on your shirt!

 

[TheIronMonkey]

@didimauw I think it's the painted / varnished tip to stop the clay pipe sticking to the mouth. My preference is for clay pipes with painted / varnished mouthpieces to reduce cancer risk and stop lip damage!

It may prevent sticking to the mouth, but not sticking in the nose.

 

[B.Lew]

@B.Lew "Clay King" is my nickname among forum members; it was @The Amish Tyrant who came up with it, as I smoke clays exclusively. Halfdan is a Viking name; it means half Danish. I don't know if I actually am but my dad's from Hull originally which is an area Vikings settled in.
I christened one of the trees I helped plant in Staveley "Clay King" as it's in a clay soil; the Clay King got bogged down in his favourite pipe material
Grassmoor Country Park (one of the Don Catchment Rivers Trust volunteer sites) is a thick gooey clay soil as well; I got stuck in my favourite pipe material again...

Thanks for the thorough responses my friend!

 

[ThermionicScott]

Should be fine. It's not like you got rainwater on it!

 

[mikethompson]

Million to one shot doc

 

[Coreios]

I would just wipe it off on my shirt and not care. It's your own snot.

 

[The Amish Tyrant]

You're doing it wrong.

 

[skeeter456]

Never tried smoking a pipe that way

 

[woodsroad]

Is that blood on the stem??????

Yes, but it’s arterial. No worries. Right?

 

[woodsroad]

@didimauw I think it's the painted / varnished tip to stop the clay pipe sticking to the mouth. My preference is for clay pipes with painted / varnished mouthpieces to reduce cancer risk and stop lip damage!

It’s Revlon.
A color that my wife wore when attracting a mate was still important to her.

 

[anotherbob]

wouldn't bother sanitizing it. You know that the nose and mouth are super connected to each other and things from your nose go into your mouth internally any ways. So if something up there shouldn't be in your mouth, well then you're already in a bad place cause it's gonna get in there any ways. Bodies are really gross. Awesome but gross.
Oh and better then sticking it in your eye.

 

[Servant King]

Million to one shot doc

Yeah, I was just about to say, there are several worse orifices that could be involved in such a...mishap. Although, come to think of it, one's definition of "worse" really just depends on what kind of guy you are. Well actually, it depends on several things (including Depends, coincidentally).

Okay I'm going to just leave it at that and sneak out the back door of this thread. And no, that's not code for anything! Jesus, I should just stop typing...