Pipe In Nose

[woodsroad]

This evening, while enjoying some vintage Tilbury in my churchwarden clay, I had a mishap.



While bringing the stem to my lips, I was momentarily distracted, plunging the stem into my right nostril as far as physiology possible. Perhaps a bit further.



Question:
I’m sure that many of you have had a similar experience. Is there a sanitation process now that I should follow? I don’t want to ruin this pipe.

Thank you.

 

[AcesAndEights]

Guess my own funk doesn’t bother me much. Wipe it on yer sleeve and continue on I say!

 

[hoosierpipeguy]

Note to self : Do not ever puff on woodsroad pipe if offered.

It's your own nose, wipe it off with some disinfectant. You probably ate your own boogers when you were a child. Who knows, perhaps into adulthood. We all cough up a wad sometimes. You never struck me as being so sensitive.

 

[Ahi Ka]

@woodsroad I like tilbury in my clay pipes too

 

[woodsroad]

@woodsroad I like tilbury in my clay pipes too

I’m just so glad that I wasn’t smoking 1Q

 

[Ahi Ka]

I’m just so glad that I wasn’t smoking 1Q

Funny you say that, as I’ve found the only way I can enjoy 1Q is when I do lines of it

 

[bullet08]

Sorry, I stopped playing elephant sometime ago. But I'm glad it didn't break inside of your nostril. Just imagine what those pretty nurses will talk about on Monday morning.

 

[brian64]

I’m sure that many of you have had a similar experience.

Only when I had to get that implant out.

 

[woodsroad]

Funny you say that, as I’ve found the only way I can enjoy 1Q is when I do lines of it

I understand that the real reason that Lane was shut down was that 1Q juice had leached into the town's water supply.

 

[Reggie]

Reverse Retro?

 

[burleybreath]

While bringing the stem to my lips, I was momentarily distracted, plunging the stem into my right nostril as far as physiology possible. Perhaps a bit further.

It went into your brain? That must smart like the devil. Hope everything's OK otherwise. I'd lay off the snuff until it scabs over.

 

[BarrelProof]

Jesus H.

That reminds me of the NPA I got in the army.

 

[Davy]

Your pipe is doomed, man!

 

[OzPiper]

Brain Surgery for Beginners

On a less farcical note
Gut biomes are big news these days.
Smoking that pipe (uncleaned) after it's been up your nose may save the need for a poo transplant later on.

 

[Grangerous]

Post should be in FS or Trade.

 

[The Clay King]

@woodsroad I like tilbury in my clay pipes too

@Ahi Ka Would you recommend it to the Clay King???
Out of stock at Smokingpipes.
I don't think I can beat my best time of 54 minutes...

 

[RustiePyles CPG]

Ah! The fine art of nose smoking, or as the Italians call it "Fumo Di Naso". Its really the only way to experiance a truly expensive blend like Tilbury or any other Esoterica blend. Fumo Di Naso is itself pretty esoteric, but I find it far more enjoyable experiance than the French way, aka "Trou du cul fumer".

 

[B.Lew]

@Ahi Ka Would you recommend it to the Clay King???
Out of stock at Smokingpipes.
I don't think I can beat my best time of 54 minutes...

Halfdan.
Who is the Clay King?
Who would be worthy of recommending anything at all to a King? Albeit of Clay?
Lastly, where is your other halfdan? Dan?

There are many more questions for the world to know. This is a sufficient start?

 

[The Clay King]

Halfdan.
Who is the Clay King?
Who would be worthy of recommending anything at all to a King? Albeit of Clay?
Lastly, where is your other halfdan? Dan?

There are many more questions for the world to know. This is a sufficient start?

@B.Lew "Clay King" is my nickname among forum members; it was @The Amish Tyrant who came up with it, as I smoke clays exclusively. Halfdan is a Viking name; it means half Danish. I don't know if I actually am but my dad's from Hull originally which is an area Vikings settled in.
I christened one of the trees I helped plant in Staveley "Clay King" as it's in a clay soil; the Clay King got bogged down in his favourite pipe material
Grassmoor Country Park (one of the Don Catchment Rivers Trust volunteer sites) is a thick gooey clay soil as well; I got stuck in my favourite pipe material again...

 

[cosmicfolklore]

Dan, there are easier ways to test for covid.