We can always work out our differences by smoking a bowl together...er...
...bowls...
(?)
No...
Wait...we smoke a chamber right? I guess we should just smoke a chamber together...
...No!
Sorry... I meant smoke two chambers together. That's it. We'll smoke two chambers of tobacco...
...each.
Two chambers each...
...Together!
But not both chambers together! We'll each smoke a separate chamber simultaneously. Is that correct?
No!!!!!
Wait, you don't smoke the chamber! (Stupid stupid stupid.)
You smoke the PIPE!
But that doesn't make SENSE! It's not the pipe that smokes! You smoke the tobacco in the pipe. Right?
Crap.