Out Of Context Thread

[Country Bladesmith]

This is the post for things we said here or out side of here that are funny or sound wrong out of context.
For example "Me and a female co-worker spent the whole night stripping in the bathroom"...
Stripping the floors of their finish. I know this might get closed but trust me this is a thread that keeps on giving.

? So this is a thread about every episode of Three’s Company?

 

[anotherbob]

? So this is a thread about every episode of Three’s Company?

no, it's actually funny.

 

[DAR]

not much you can do about that without the application of a baseball bat or some other such sporting impliment.

Metaphorically speaking, been there, done that..... They say that living well is the best revenge.

 

[bullet08]

So after a long and frustrating conf call at office, I said "I would love to shove it down her throat."

 

[anotherbob]

So after a long and frustrating conf call at office, I said "I would love to shove it down her throat."

that is what I am talking about. ;P

 

[Servant King]

So, a late friend of mine had a favorite joke. The punchline was "it looks like you blew a seal, to which the penguin replied, 'no, that's just ice cream'".

That's based in part from a Dr. Demento song--I think it's called "Wet Dream." The lyrics are about him taking his car into the mechanic. "They said I blew a seal. I said, 'Fix the damn thing, and leave my private life out of it, okay?'" But the ice cream line is a tasteful addition, for sure.

 

[captainsousie]

That's based in part from a Dr. Demento song--I think it's called "Wet Dream." The lyrics are about him taking his car into the mechanic. "They said I blew a seal. I said, 'Fix the damn thing, and leave my private life out of it, okay?'" But the ice cream line is a tasteful addition, for sure.

Actually, it's the other way around. It's an old joke about a penguin taking his car to the mechanic.