Openly Seking Career Advice

[georged]

Since self-identifying as a world-champion-caliber 18 year old tennis player (it happened last week), I realized that vast fame and fortune await me.

Cereal box contracts, TV specials, and feature-length movies are all in play, here.

Given that, what's the best way to handle checks for fifty million dollars or more when they're handed to you in a lump sum? (Talking about taxes and so forth.)

I need to know as soon as possible because I expect the big name talent and sports agent guys, book publisher reps, etc---guys who move REALLY fast---to knock on my door at any minute, and I don't want to be stuck with fifty million dollars all at once if it's better to spread it over a week or two.

Thanks!

 

[georged]

PS ---

I put a typo in the header to make this secret conversation with you guys harder for the tax guys to search later.

 

[brian64]

Put it all into crypto and move to the Caribbean.

 

[georged]

Put it all into crypto and move to the Caribbean.

That has a familiar ring to it...

 

[RustiePyles CPG]

I have a good friend who’s a Zimbabwean Prince, he can double your initial investment, all he needs is a little good faith money! I can be the intermediary. Just make the checks out to me and I’ll see that he gets em.

 

[georged]

I have a good friend who’s a Zimbabwean Prince, he can double your initial investment, all he needs is a little good faith money! I can be the intermediary. Just make the checks out to me and I’ll see that he gets em.

Now THAT'S the kind of help and support I knew I could count on around here.

Definitely a go, rp. And because it's the right thing to do I want you to keep 15% for yourself as a commission.

 

[PA Piper Mike]

Take it all in cash and put it in a nice pile...then douse it with gasoline and set it ablaze, letting your enemies know to NEVER f**k with you.

 

[AJL67]

See and here i was going to pay you $250,000 a year just to polish my pipes and fix a stem or two if they got broken but clearly that's not a thing anymore. I give up.

 

[georged]

Take it all in cash and put it in a nice pile...then douse it with gasoline and set it ablaze, letting your enemies know to NEVER f**k with you.

I definitely like the idea... what's the best way to have a cash bonfire and be sure the right people are watching, though? (I know I'm now 18 years old again, but it'll take a bit for me to get up to speed on socialist media apps and such)

 

[puff_not_snuff]

This thread is some sort of ruse or inside joke?

 

[AJL67]

This thread is some sort of ruse or inside joke?

I hope you are not questioning how he identifies that will get you prison time in some countries.

 

[jpberg]

This thread is some sort of ruse or inside joke?

100% legit. I had some questions I was going to ask the group, but I don’t want to lose the vibe George has going.

 

[brian64]

I hope you are not questioning how he identifies that will get you prison time in some countries.

That's right.

And he really needs to move to California if he identifies as a multi-millionaire...I'm pretty sure it's the law there now they have to make his fantasies a reality.

 

[TheWhale13]

My humble, and frank advice is to simply identify as a "person that does not pay tax". No one can question that. It's what I did, and that worked fine.

 

[AJL67]

Great news @georged I was just hanging out at the methadone clinic in Orlando and met a guy that mentioned he identified as a tax accountant and trust specialist, I gave him your contact information, expect a visit soon!

 

[trouttimes]

Speak louder into the microphone. 87,000 IRS agents want to know.

 

[georged]

My humble, and frank advice is to simply identify as a "person that does not pay tax". No one can question that. It's what I did, and that worked fine.

You guys are GOOD!

I just realized if I self-identify as something unusual enough, that people will want to $ee it---meaning interview$, movie part$, and $o forth---and I can get fifty million dollar checks without even having to work up a sweat, like I'll have to if I remain a teenage tennis star.

OK, then.

I now self-identify as the world's only giraffe-human.

Done

And anyone who suggests otherwise will get sued into oblivion as soon as I move to California, too. Which will be ANOTHER source of revenue.

 

[verporchting]

Wait, aren’t you the one who self identifies as a cat? Aren’t cats tax exempt?

 

[TheWhale13]

You are a g€niu$! I've heard that Cali is the place for humanimals.

 

[AJL67]

You guys are GOOD!

I just realized if I self-identify as something unusual enough, that people will want to $ee it---meaning interview$, movie part$, and $o forth---and I can get fifty million dollar checks without even having to work up a sweat, like I'll have to if I remain a teenage tennis star.

OK, then.

I now self-identify as the world's only giraffe-human.

Done

And anyone who suggests otherwise will get sued into oblivion as soon as I move to California, too. Which will be ANOTHER source of revenue.


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