I can't help but wonder how many tins all over the world and throughout history have been cracked while the missus was out of the house. Probably an unfathomably large number that would only be rivaled by the national debt. I also wonder how many were cracked with the missus
around, and what the comparative number would look like on a pie chart versus the first number. Naturally, I also wonder, concerning the second number, how many of those resulted in a TAD lecture afterward.
I have nothing to smoke while I think about these things, however. Maybe I should crack a tin once my wife steps out tomorrow...