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[dcrguns]

I got square ones from 2001! Sorry, rotten, old tobacco. I’m returning it and demanding a full refund!

 

[Winnipeger]

Holy shit this thread hasn't been shut down yet? IBTL

 

[BigEd]

On the other hand, fat girls need love too. We have a descriptive saying here in the south. “She’d have to be an inch taller to be round!”

 

[Tate]

Holy shit this thread hasn't been shut down yet? IBTL

Yep

 

[HRPufnstuf]

I can t

Hehehe...

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I can tell. Can't you?

 

[HRPufnstuf]

On the other hand, fat girls need love too. We have a descriptive saying here in the south. “She’d have to be an inch taller to be round!”

They just have to pay?

 

[HRPufnstuf]

Everyone knows that fresh tins are out of round on purpose, they'll gain the correct shape with a bit of aging....

CO2 expansion

 

[HRPufnstuf]

Here are some real Mason jars...

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I disagree, jars have no handles. Ask rhymes with georged.

 

[HRPufnstuf]

Normally I wouldn't dogpile. but I'm drunk and self-righteous right now so what the hell.

 

[verporchting]

Two nuns walk into a bar with a sausage under their left arms and a poodle under their right arms. The bartender says …

 

[Winnipeger]

Normally I wouldn't dogpile. but I'm drunk and self-righteous right now so what the hell.

Yep.

 

[brian64]

Ok, this just has to be posted in this thread.

 

[Servant King]

Poop jokes aren't my favorite, but they're a solid #2.

 

[Brendan]

What next, somebody's going to tell me that the Earth itself is not a perfectly round disc?

 

[georged]

What next, somebody's going to tell me that the Earth itself is not a perfectly round disc?

Huh? It's not only not round, perfectly or otherwise... It's flat.

Just because 100% of all evidence says otherwise means nothing. Facts are rendered irrelevant by sufficiently strong emotional conviction.

Men can be women, for example.

They can be cats, for that matter.

 

[huntertrw]

They can be cats, for that matter.

To quote Kurtz from Joseph Conrad's Heart of Darkness, "The horror!, the horror!"

 

[proteus]

For me it's the so-called rectangular or square tins. With rounded corners! We all know they must have 90.0 degree angle at the corner to be that shape!

 

[Epip Oc'Cabot]

Hmm, the ovoid shape being used in place of a round tin is actually a fiendish, albeit, seldom recognized method to reduce volume in the tin so that it can be packed a few grams short. I bet if you were to weigh the leaf, it would be a few .10ths of a gram shy of the mark. But of course since you cannot send it back because of the pending lawsuit…. be sure to allow it to air dry at least a day or two BEFORE you weigh the contents…. because we all know dryer pipe tobacco is better smoking pipe tobacco.

 

[badbriar]

I propose that all pipe tobacco tins be nothing less than oval in shape. That will most certainly give you pause to measure each and every flawed tin to pass through your paws!

 

[verporchting]

Holy shit this thread hasn't been shut down yet? IBTL

Yep some more, lol