Part of me feels like I should stick up for my fellow females... but, women are catty, self centered, and evil (as I have said before) :P... so I'll just giggle instead. Then again, with few exceptions, I've never been that fond of other women...not being raised around many except my mother and all that.
My favorite line I have ever heard other women say: "I want a man that's good looking, but I don't want him prettier than me." = "I want a good looking guy who thinks he can't do better than me, so I never have to worry about him leaving."
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