One Pipe You Wouldn't Own, One-Liner Posts

[mso489]

Lightning round, no essays, one line response at the most: Whats one brand, shape, or material of a pipe you wouldn't own?
My response: Cavelier, just too dramatic and, to me, ungainly. Next?

 

[ashdigger]

Churchwarden, I'm too busy to search for the ring.

 

[jpmcwjr]

Brand: Fremont-Fortner

Material: Brylon

Shape: Cowdog

 

[warren]

If it's not briar or meerschaum, contains bamboo, if it's not bent, or is used it has no chance. None! Nada!

 

[seanv]

Blowfish style pipes

 

[workman]

I don't want an expensive pipe. Anything above 300$ is a turnoff for me.

 

[lifesizehobbit]

Auenland pipes; just too gimmicky for my taste.

 

[danielplainview]

I how they use “real asbestos” as a selling point.

 

[ashdigger]

Dave G, I own one of those. I'll have to find the photo of me wearing a respirator with a hole cut in it and as asbestos sign in the background.

 

[jaytex1969]

Gourd calabash. I'm not likely to take proper care of one.

 

[ray47]

Any Brylon pipe.

 

[scloyd]

A clay pipe. I have no interest in owning or smoking one.

 

[wyfbane]

I have one of almost every pipe not loved on here except the Brylon or the asbestos, lol.
I like odd shapes and stuff, so I guess any pipe that has the taint of the devil's lettuce is the first no tolerance rule I could think of.
I got a weed tainted pipe off ebay once. It was the pipe with cap that slide into place to act as a wind screen. A shame, really.

 

[autumnfog]

Brands: Dollar, Digger, Vauen.

 

[headhunter]

Any Dr. Grabow pipe

 

[wolflarsen]

racoon penis tamper

http://oompaul.com/available-pipes/raccoon-penis-bone-tamp-with-brass-bamboo-tamp-end

 

[beefeater33]

Any pipe with an acrylic stem........ can't stand them.

 

[olkofri]

Any pipe with bamboo in the shank/stem.

++1

 

[rmpeeps]

A Dunny with a bonsai protruding.

 

[beefeater33]

^^^ :rofl: :rofl: