On Tuesdays, And Saturday Mornings Before 8:37 AM, The Left Side Of The Blend Tastes Differently From The Right Side Of The Blend

[jpmcwjr]

Dude, Jesse, your thread title is totally gonna get the brevity treatment.

Sorry to disappoint, but it will stand as written.

 

[jpmcwjr]

Unless someone can come up with a much shorter title that retains the essential info....

Get out of jail card to winning entries.

 

[captainsousie]

Unless someone can come up with a much shorter title that retains the essential info....

Get out of jail card to winning entries.

"Rumination on the Vagaries of Hemispherical Taste"

Semi-Cylindrtical would work instead of Hemispherical

EDIT: Forgot rule #9

 

[Servant King]

Unless someone can come up with a much shorter title that retains the essential info....

Get out of jail card to winning entries.

 

[simong]

Sorry to disappoint, but it will stand as written.

I take from this that sable too, mistakenly barracks for Tottenham? Figures, as an Arsenal supporter all of my threads get taken down before I get chance to put them up! Lol

 

[cosmicfolklore]

Unless someone can come up with a much shorter title that retains the essential info....

Get out of jail card to winning entries.

Sable’s Bisected Bowl, Leap Year Taste Test?

 

[sardonicus87]

I wonder if the Peterson "Jekyll & Hyde" pipe would ensmoothen the flavor between each halves? Just have to figure out which way to out the tobacco in. If still off, maybe use the spoon of a Czech tool to turn the whole pack around.

 

[gamzultovah]

Unless someone can come up with a much shorter title that retains the essential info....

Get out of jail card to winning entries.

- Have I Lost My Mind?
- Left Or Right (Not Political)
(And for the win) - Lets See Which Schmuck Actually Thinks I’m Serious

 

[captainsousie]

- Have I Lost My Mind?
- Left Or Right (Not Political)
(And for the win) - Lets See Which Schmuck Actually Thinks I’m Serious

Option 3 please...

 

[didimauw]

I say all new members, should be directed to this thread right away. Get em off on the right foot!

 

[anotherbob]

I know this seems odd, and it's even more intense during leap years, but when I pack a bowl and smoke it, the left side of the bowl, left from the perspective of the smoker, tastes different from the right side of the bowl. This is particularly noticeable in stack shapes. It's like I have two distinct blends, side by side, smoldering away. My question is, why is this more intense during leap years?

All I know is if this is how you experience a pipe you're a sinner with a capital S and Capitol punishments if you get caught. Or in other words I knew there was some reason I like you.

 

[sablebrush52]

Dude, Jesse, your thread title is totally gonna get the brevity treatment.

Hasn't happened...

yet...

 

[sablebrush52]

What tobacco self brand of pipe? You might be tasting conflicting accents in the bowl.

English vs Balkan?

 

[sablebrush52]

Have you tried stirring it?

I prefer it shaken, not stirred.

 

[sablebrush52]

"Rumination on the Vagaries of Hemispherical Taste"

Semi-Cylindrtical would work instead of Hemispherical

EDIT: Forgot rule #9

The Universal Rotator Theory Of Pipe Smoking?

 

[captainsousie]

The Universal Rotator Theory Of Pipe Smoking?

Well crap, I guess I'm out of the running.

 

[rmpeeps]

Jesse, you’re in for a rough year next year.

 

[Gimlet]

I find that on the second tuesday of each week I have to smoke my pipes from the bottom up or they just don't taste right. But tednesday is a whole different shade of numbers all together, i generally have to light them in the middle of the bowl and smoke from the center up and down simultaneously. I find I can only do this with my beerschaum pipes.

I knew an old farmer when I was a kid who would twist his bowl round and smoke the pipe upside down so it wouldn't go out in the rain.
Maybe we've been doing it wrong all this time.

 

[RookieGuy80]

English vs Balkan?

A bold Kentucky tobacco might have trouble communicating with an Italian or German pipe. The language barriers.

 

[RookieGuy80]

I say all new members, should be directed to this thread right away. Get em off on the right foot!

No no no! There's your problem. Pipe Cottage guy, Alan Something, always recommended starting with the left and facing south by southeast.