Office Tobacco Drying Off the Table Now It Seems...

[pappymac]

Buy a jar of potpourri and leave it sit on the side of the desk near them.

 

[scloyd]

Put your name on you stapler and start obsessing over it every time someone talks to you. They’ll give you more “space” and leave you alone... maybe.

I like Cosmic's idea.
https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=Office+Space+Milton+Stapler+Original&&view=detail&mid=DFC2FDDF6E6FFA7B550CDFC2FDDF6E6FFA7B550C&&FORM=VRDGAR