I could see how you'd get little love at the school. Here's one for you: I manage the clinic in which the pediatrician of both my children works. She only leaves me alone about the pipe because I told her I smoke outside, then change clothes and shower before touching the kids (which is usually true, as I tend to smoke after they have gone to bed).
When she found out I own guns though, she went nuts.
When she found out I own guns though, she went nuts.