I dont think I will sell my first pipe regardless of how poorly it smokes. I took the advice given by Lawrence to heart. I admit Tolkien was a big influence in getting me to try this out.
You are wrong bigvan, in fact the first pipe I came here with was a fantasy inspired churchwarden on ebay that I decided against due to advice from the members here. I didn't get much feedback on the LUNA pipe until after I had already ordered. I watched many youtube reviews and read a few as well, that did nothing but praise their pipes. I will live. I was looking for other pipes I enjoyed the look of and all I came across was the Bjarne pipe. Maybe as I get more into this hobby, I will start to appreciate other styles, but I really wanted a churchwarden. A big selling point for me was how I have heard that churchwardens smoke cool. I wish I had a wizard costume, haha.
Believe me, I have been on the other end, trying to give friends advice on hobbies I was experienced in, and for them to not heed my advice and end up with a poor experience always frustrated me, so the last thing I wanted to do was ignore what was said here. But at the same time, Tolkien and the whole fantasy style churchwarden look are among the main factors of why I want to give this a whirl. The other being I cant think of a better activity to just sit outside and enjoy the weather and a book with.