Naming your Pipes?

[Corncob90]

I’m newish to pipe smoking and have recently bought my second pipe. My wife names inanimate objects like cars and plants all the time. Is it weird to name a pipe or should I let my wife go crazy?

 

[username]

Whatever makes you happy. I personally don’t do it for pipes but I did name my computer Miyuki.

 

[Ahi Ka]

Let her go crazy

 

[leonardbill1]

We name our cars, so what the hell.

 

[anotherbob]

will make it suck more when it breaks.

 

[ashdigger]

The question that needs answering is simple.

Crazy?

Crazier?

Only you can answer the question, but for me, if I named my pipes I’d have a polygamist thing going on.

 

[Servant King]

When the inspiration strikes...I just named all four of my pipes: Aloysius, Phyllis, Hørst, and Methuselah. Great idea, sir!

Now, to think of a name for my straitjacket... ?

 

[mortonbriar]

Just so long as she doesn't get out the hot glue gun and googly eyes

 

[Waning Embers]

Sounds a bit like naming screwdrivers and wrenches.

 

[jguss]

My pipes all came with names already stamped on them.

 

[judcole]

Wot?

 

[Simmerdown☕️]

Whatever blows your hair back. As long as you’re not naming your pipe the Octagon I guess you’re good. ?️

 

[pappymac]

Why not?
Some of my pipes have earned names like Dunny, Stan, Ben, Ginger, Thomas, Pete, Santa, etc.

 

[Searock Fan]

I let my wife name my pipes. Today I plan on smoking, Stinky, Discusting, Smelly, and Foul.

 

[HawkeyeLinus]

We named our kids, our dogs and my when my girls at the age of five got kittens I let them name their cats for $100 each. Otherwise, things that are important in life already have names - like "Heinz" or "Weber"!

 

[workman]

I would give my pipes super pompous names if it was me, like Field Marshal Erwin Rommel, The Duke of Marlborough and such. No fun in Stan or Cindy.

 

[LotusEater]

I have one pipe I sometimes refer to as Ugly Betty. IMHO the novelty of naming your pipe wears off once you accumulate a substantial number.

 

[tklee]

Mmmm..... ? Good idea..... I should name my pipe Kelly, Sabrina, Jill, Daisy and Jaime ???

 

[kurtbob]

There is only one pipe of mine that has a name. It’s a Rossi blasted Canadian that as soon as I took it out of the box, she calmly looked over and said…….that one looks just like a turd?

 

[dunnyboy]

Letting your wife name your pipes is a brilliant way to endear them to her!