Don't worry I can attest that the bullets start going through the same holes after a while.
My Wife Is Going To Kill Me
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I do remember asking years ago hahaha. Just like proof once and a while that you aren't making her up! Hahahaha. Lucky guy!!!She's also a pipe smoker with her own cellar but I've caught her in mine.
You actually asked the same question a few years ago. Here she is again. She's camera shy so I had to sneak this one back in September.
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You can tell by the expression that she wasn't amused.
I needed a laugh, thanks! Lol something to look forward too after the first 12 shots!
Just so you know the more you enjoy single life the sooner you'll meet the most amazing lady who likes you for some reason (nothing wrong with you just how the bomb she'll be.). Or in other words enjoy it for what it is while it lasts."The wife is going to kill me"
Seriously, I hated that feeling. I was always feeling guilty and more or less hiding my purchases. No sweetheart, I was born with all these pipes. Always had em! Lmao
No longer an issue in my house!
My wife moved out last week, and I immediate contacted a carver about a commission!
Oh come on don't ruin this for me!
She should meet my friend Julian he hates his pictures being taken and has the same expression in all his pictures. Dude is a ray of sunshine normally.She's also a pipe smoker with her own cellar but I've caught her in mine.
You actually asked the same question a few years ago. Here she is again. She's camera shy so I had to sneak this one back in September.
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You can tell by the expression that she wasn't amused.
Oh and dig that image on the pants that isn't clear to make out.
Hey I didn't make the rules just observed and shared them. Talk to your maker about this design.Oh come on don't ruin this for me!
Any torn jeans are fair game for her doodles. She uses washable markers so she's always got a canvas ready to attack.
I often would like to be single again. I miss the quiet and solitude.
At first it was scary. Now its very nice.
Find out when it will be delivered.
Give her your credit card and suggest she goes out shopping on the day
Wife is pretty used to may cellaring and is okay with it. Of course, these days I am into the consumption of the cellar so there's nothing to complain about.
One woman on the jury and ... she'll be acquitted, I'm sure.
I sent it to my sisters house. I stay there during my work week.Find out when it will be delivered.
Give her your credit card and suggest she goes out shopping on the day
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I have all my pipes and tobacco and wine (except for cases) sent to my office
Honestly I have an amazing wife and she really doesnt mind as long as im not spending large amounts regularly. Gotta stick to the budget, especially in this crappy economy.
You got off easy this time! Reading the title of the post, I was bracing for the inevitable wave of manifestos on the dreaded pussification of men etc etc
My overused justification when the latest order comes in is always "it was on sale! I'm practically making money buying now!". But she's wise to my tricks and used my (somewhat spotty) logic against me to redecorate our living room with the Black Friday sales. Can't win em all!
My overused justification when the latest order comes in is always "it was on sale! I'm practically making money buying now!". But she's wise to my tricks and used my (somewhat spotty) logic against me to redecorate our living room with the Black Friday sales. Can't win em all!
When I first started smoking cigars my wife wasn't happy, but I wasn't spending a lot my purchases. Slowly I began to build up my stash and expand to multiple humidors. She wasn't happy but didn't give me too much grief. If I had a big order I might get yelled at for a moment, but nothing terrible. Most comments came when I was actually smoking. She hates that I smoke cigars/pipes.
When I started smoking pipes she was definitely irritated; as if my cigars weren't enough, now I was buying pipes and tobacco. Over time she stopped giving me so much grief when I smoked to the point that she preferred I'd just stick to pipes and get rid of the cigars. That didn't happen, but at least she's gotten to the point that she will sit on the porch or the patio with me while having a pipe or cigar. Now when I buy cigars/tobacco she just gives me a look of... you don't have enough already? I always respond to her look with some dumb answer.
I've always felt it was better to ask for forgiveness then to ask for permission; however, if I'm making a large purchase, such as buying an expensive pipe, I run it by her and wait until finances can support the purchase. I'd like to live long enough to enjoy all these cigars, pipes, and tobaccos.
When I started smoking pipes she was definitely irritated; as if my cigars weren't enough, now I was buying pipes and tobacco. Over time she stopped giving me so much grief when I smoked to the point that she preferred I'd just stick to pipes and get rid of the cigars. That didn't happen, but at least she's gotten to the point that she will sit on the porch or the patio with me while having a pipe or cigar. Now when I buy cigars/tobacco she just gives me a look of... you don't have enough already? I always respond to her look with some dumb answer.
I've always felt it was better to ask for forgiveness then to ask for permission; however, if I'm making a large purchase, such as buying an expensive pipe, I run it by her and wait until finances can support the purchase. I'd like to live long enough to enjoy all these cigars, pipes, and tobaccos.
@didimauw- I’ve been married over 25ys. Three different women, but still…
After #2 I fancied being a bachelor and a “I’m here for a good time, not a long time” kinda guy.
I met #3 shortly after splitting up, but I made no pretenses about being anything other than me and her the same. As long as we don’t lie, don’t cheat, and don’t make promises we can’t keep…so far so good (11yrs).
Divorce is never fun, may it pass quickly.
As to the topic, I didn’t smoke a pipe before we met so I don’t “put my foot down”, but as long as I can fulfill my financial obligations I’m free to do as I wish.
That said, I haven’t declared the pound of assorted GH&Co blends that are coming my way currently, but she’s a coupon kinda gal and I did get 15% off and free shipping
After #2 I fancied being a bachelor and a “I’m here for a good time, not a long time” kinda guy.
I met #3 shortly after splitting up, but I made no pretenses about being anything other than me and her the same. As long as we don’t lie, don’t cheat, and don’t make promises we can’t keep…so far so good (11yrs).
Divorce is never fun, may it pass quickly.
As to the topic, I didn’t smoke a pipe before we met so I don’t “put my foot down”, but as long as I can fulfill my financial obligations I’m free to do as I wish.
That said, I haven’t declared the pound of assorted GH&Co blends that are coming my way currently, but she’s a coupon kinda gal and I did get 15% off and free shipping