My ex is Giving me a Suitcase

[captainsousie]

I left a lot of pipes and some guitar pedals in a suitcase when leaving one of the countries I worked in. Apparently my ex brought back the suitcase minus some pipes I loved. I wonder what will be left.

(Hopefully my black Russian Big Muff Pi will be there. She sold a lot of good things from it to make it possible. Maybe she remembers I only paid $ 50 for it)

 

[captainsousie]

Never tell your wife what things are actually worth. Leave a list on your death.

 

[DesertDan]

Good luck, I hope your Big Muff is there, great pedals, I have a few in my collection (and a lot of other EHX stuff).

 

[bullet08]

At least she gave it to you. One of my buddy send his wife through med school during Gulf war just to come home and find out she turned into a lesbian.

 

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

Sounds like a trap to me..

 

[mikethompson]

Big Muff

 

[BingBong]

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[BlueMaxx]

I left a lot of pipes and some guitar pedals in a suitcase when leaving one of the countries I worked in. Apparently my ex brought back the suitcase minus some pipes I loved. I wonder what will be left.

(Hopefully my black Russian Big Muff Pi will be there. She sold a lot of good things from it to make it possible. Maybe she remembers I only paid $ 50 for it)

Nice, you got the luxury of a suitcase….I got the lawn.

 

[HawkeyeLinus]

I left a lot of pipes and some guitar pedals in a suitcase when leaving one of the countries I worked in. Apparently my ex brought back the suitcase minus some pipes I loved. I wonder what will be left.

(Hopefully my black Russian Big Muff Pi will be there. She sold a lot of good things from it to make it possible. Maybe she remembers I only paid $ 50 for it)

“That’s my Pi!”

 

[karam]

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Yeah, I googled, risking getting in hot water if something...fishy came up. Turns out it's a guitar pedal

 

[Non-Mentholated Black Man]

…black Russian Big Muff Pi…

Irreconcilable Differences

 

[kcghost]

If she is anything like my ex you will be grateful to anything back let alone a suitcase of Big Muffs!!

 

[captainsousie]

If she is anything like my ex you will be grateful to anything back let alone a suitcase of Big Muffs!!

She's pretty vindictive so anything is better than nothing.

 

[captainsousie]

I get it Wednesday so right now it's Schrodinger's suitcase.

 

[keith929]

If her leaving only cost you a few pipes consider yourself lucky.

 

[captainsousie]

If her leaving only cost you a few pipes consider yourself lucky.

It cost a **** ton more but this is just the latest installment. I'm going to be paying this off for a decade or more. My saddest loss was my birth year Dunhill silver spigot. I've been made whole on the pipes due to an amazing forum member though, post on that to come after I clean my apartment

 

[captainsousie]

I did gain a kitty out of the deal and he kills my spiders for me so it's not all bad.

 

[keith929]

I did gain a kitty out of the deal and he kills my spiders for me so it's not all bad.

At least she left you the pussy.

 

[captainsousie]

Pussy vs a Big Muff...quite the conundrum.

 

[Briar Lee]

At least she gave it to you. One of my buddy send his wife through med school during Gulf war just to come home and find out she turned into a lesbian.

A rare war story

Many years ago, a man came to my office and said he was happily married but his employer sent the entire crew home two hours early, and he came home and couldn’t find his wife.

He said he looked in the bedroom, and his beautiful wife was in bed with a “big, fat, ugly, bull dyke lesbian”.

He exclaimed “Honey, you’ll have to choose between that big, fat, ugly bull dyke lesbian and me!”

The wife said she sure was going to miss him, and he went straight to office, afraid she’d get there first.

Divorces cost so much, because they are often worth it.