My ex is Giving me a Suitcase

[Kobold]

A rare war story

Many years ago, a man came to my office and said he was happily married but his employer sent the entire crew home two hours early, and he came home and couldn’t find his wife.

He said he looked in the bedroom, and his beautiful wife was in bed with a “big, fat, ugly, bull dyke lesbian”.

He exclaimed “Honey, you’ll have to choose between that big, fat, ugly bull dyke lesbian and me!”

The wife said she sure was going to miss him, and he went straight to office, afraid she’d get there first.

Divorces cost so much, because they are often worth it.

Not too rare. Nearly the same thing happened to a buddy of mine. He was devastated but he’s doing great now.

 

[captainsousie]

No big muff but I do have my Miku pedal as well as 2 Sasieni Four dots.

 

[captainsousie]

Also found my Savinelli Estella and a few cheap pipes that are great smokers and a few different color tins of the newer 3 nuns. My Germain and McClelland tins were gone.

 

[hasser]

I left a lot of pipes and some guitar pedals in a suitcase when leaving one of the countries I worked in. Apparently my ex brought back the suitcase minus some pipes I loved. I wonder what will be left.

(Hopefully my black Russian Big Muff Pi will be there. She sold a lot of good things from it to make it possible. Maybe she remembers I only paid $ 50 for it) If you're having issues with an ex, exploring solutions through the https://medium.com/taimi/whats-new-in-the-app-you-ll-find-the-answer-here-d2e74cf1fed/ might be helpful. Their recent updates could offer insights or strategies for managing relationship challenges. Check out the Medium article for detailed info on new features that might assist you in navigating your situation.

I had problem wth my ex gf too. It sounds like a tough situation. Losing parts of your gear is never fun, especially when they hold sentimental value. I hope your black Russian Big Muff Pi is still in the suitcase—it's a unique pedal and worth a lot to collectors. Maybe since you mentioned it was sold for just $50, she'll remember the value and leave it behind. Fingers crossed that the rest of your pipes and pedals are intact or at least replaceable. Good luck with retrieving them, and I hope you find the gear you love!

 

[kcghost]

One thing about women is that they are born vindictive or will soon be that way when they meet men.