My ex is Giving me a Suitcase

[Kobold]

A rare war story

Many years ago, a man came to my office and said he was happily married but his employer sent the entire crew home two hours early, and he came home and couldn’t find his wife.

He said he looked in the bedroom, and his beautiful wife was in bed with a “big, fat, ugly, bull dyke lesbian”.

He exclaimed “Honey, you’ll have to choose between that big, fat, ugly bull dyke lesbian and me!”

The wife said she sure was going to miss him, and he went straight to office, afraid she’d get there first.

Divorces cost so much, because they are often worth it.

Not too rare. Nearly the same thing happened to a buddy of mine. He was devastated but he’s doing great now.

 

[captainsousie]

No big muff but I do have my Miku pedal as well as 2 Sasieni Four dots.

 

[captainsousie]

Also found my Savinelli Estella and a few cheap pipes that are great smokers and a few different color tins of the newer 3 nuns. My Germain and McClelland tins were gone.

 

[kcghost]

One thing about women is that they are born vindictive or will soon be that way when they meet men.