(More) Blends I’d Like to See

[woodsroad]

We do this thred from time to time. Here are a few blend names that popped into my head today:

Wanker’s Slices

Clam Bake

Signal 30

Mormon’ Favorite

Acquiescence (Part of the Futility Series)

 

[ashdigger]

Angstrom, for a short smoke.

 

[RustiePyles CPG]

Would Mormon’ Fav have notes of coffee with a rum topping?

 

[Scottmi]

Angstrom, for a short smoke.

And Planck, with less latakia

 

[ashdigger]

Would Mormon’ Fav have notes of coffee with a rum topping?

No, but it would give you multiple bowls.

 

[brooklynpiper]

Sailor's Breath

Junk Drawer

Wintry Mix

After the Credits

Pantagruel

Birdwatcher's Blend

Cabin Fever

 

[yohanan]

Kane's of New Zealand - Lamb Cake Slices​

 

[BCF]

Old Joe Hill - Burley blend cased with a little salt of the earth...

 

[Scottmi]

Suckerpunch, a HIGH-nic aromatic

 

[AcesAndEights]

‘Murica Red Flake

 

[ThermionicScott]

Three Penguins with Rulers (a match blend)

 

[Steddy]

Tobacco Fluid series, where none of the varietals will be labeled.

 

[Servant King]

Genderless Politician Flake (small batch)
Dingleberry Island (ready rubbed)
Therapy Series (begins with "Primal Scream")
Honorable Discharge (don't ask)
Kardashian Kavendish (aromatic)
St. Lankford's Revenge (too soon?)
Wrath of Godbee (spun cut)

 

[yanoJL]

Tobacco Fluid series, where none of the varietals will be labeled.

It identifies as a burley.


Konfederate Kake
Vegemite slices
Prison plug

 

[Brendan]

We do this thred from time to time. Here are a few blend names that popped into my head today:

Wanker’s Slices

Uhh... I'm not one to rub-out my Flake when I can have it done for me...

Wankers Ready Rubbed

 

[Brendan]

It identifies as a burley.


Konfederate Kake
Vegemite slices
Prison plug

Vegemite slices might be confusing for the Australian market, I'd propose Vegemite Plug.

Ironically it's easier to slice a dense plug than to spread Vegemite

 

[condorlover1]

John Cottons - Smegma

 

[Brendan]

Wanna trade that Smeg for a can of John Cottons Double Pressed Virginia?

 

[RustiePyles CPG]

My new series will be tobaccos for inquiring newbies.

Neophyte RR- Recommended for newbies by 4 out 5 pipes forums.

St Louis Mixture- A gateway tobacco.

Hangman's Rope- A dark twist of unaged Kentucky dark fired and wet perique. You won't ask about rope again.

Roadshow- A blend for those only seeking estate pipe appraisals.

Green Label- For those pipes with stems that just won't clean up.

Blurry Picture- Is this burnout? It will be!

Spectre- You'll never smoke that pipe again.

Fungus Flake- Is it mold? Yes, but you'll smoke it anyway.

 

[RustiePyles CPG]

I'm also working a a few blends that I will only be releasing once every two years, in VERY limited quantities. They will be sold mainly on the secondary market to buyers in China vai a Pyramid scheme.

I'm calling the company Obscurica, the blends will be.

McClendons Xmas Glee
Bonehaven
Swillburry
Dungbar
Cargate
Warhaven
Penbroke
Peepants
Clamsgate
Steelbridge
St. Clives
Queensbridge
Early To Rise