Mock Peck For A Tin Of Dunbar

[cosmicfolklore]

Ha ha,

I'm afraid that you grossly overestimate me,

Which Mrs Cosmic does ever day;

When the lights go out, she's ready... without a doubt,

I roll over and hit the hay.

 

[mcitinner1]

:clap: To you all for trying so hard! :clap:

 

[didimauw]

Peck is a great guy and I'm glad he's a member here with us...
Did I win?

 

[jefff]

I'd rather have a Manhattan with Peck

 

[jacks6]

I like the way you think, Nate! :laughat:

 

[iamn8]

LOL AWESOME!!! Who knew we had so many poets!!?? This thread was well worth the price!!!
Thanks guys!! And thanks Jack!!

 

[iamn8]

Peck is a seriously good guy. No ill will was ever intended. So far as the Apple vs Blackberry goes, it wasn't ever a debate. It's entirely subjective. I have zero desire to dissuade him from his beloved Blackberry, no matter how dead the brand is

 

[peckinpahhombre]

There once was a pipesmoker named Nate
It was known in the forum that he liked to felate
He also eyed animals when he went to the farm
When he mounted them, he assured them no harm
He even played a tune on his iPhone
As he gave the poor sheep his bone

 

[davet]

:rofl:

 

[ssjones]

I'm moving this to Tobacco discussion (I monitor all posts in the Buy/Sell/Trade sections, and don't want to add to that load).

 

[rhoadsie]

There once was a pipesmoker named Nate
It was known in the forum that he liked to felate
He also eyed animals when he went to the farm
When he mounted them, he assured them no harm
He even played a tune on his iPhone
As he gave the poor sheep his bone

Ahh, but his bone was quite worn
leaving the ewes seriously forlorn
to which they took to the pipe
and condemn Nate as an asswipe :nana:

 

[cosmicfolklore]

Whew, I didn't read the argument post, and I was starting to worry a little after dinner, even though I know both of them are great guys, that it may have been a "real" argument. Ha ha, great to see some friendly comraderie. What a great bunch of members we have here on PM forum.
He he, I said "members." ::

 

[derfatdutchman]

Nate and Peck had a debate.

On which phone was the best.

The ranted and raved and, neither one waved.

So Nate held held a mock Peck Contest.
The poet laureate of the Poconos, I am not.

 

[bryguysc]

This thread is a great read!

 

[iamn8]

Wow Peck, beastiality?! That's crude.

This isn't aquatrain, but still....
I once met a guy we'll call Dean

Who had sex with dogs it's obscene

No matter how hard those poor animals fought

He loved to be watched and be filmed quite a lot

to show friends on pipe magazine.

 

[peckinpahhombre]

Well Jesus Nate, you asked for the fricken videos, so don't blame me.
By the way, I did hold off on rhyming Strang with Wang . . . just couldn't bring myself to do that to old Herbert's legacy.

 

[lestrout]

Yo n8
When is the deadline. Us creative poets need contemplation time to compose - lol
hp

les

 

[troutface]

Where's Harris? He'll mock Peck for free!

 

[mayfair70]

I can't bring myself to mock Peck, as he has only ever spoken kindly to me.
I admire Sir Peck for his intelligence,

and am heartened by his kingly benevolence.

I don't give a squat,

he uses a blackberry or not,

but imagine tobacco piled high as the elephants.
On the other hand, look at his avatar. Smugly handsome and debonair Robert Downey Jr. lookalike; He NEEDS his chain yanked once in a while. ::

 

[jpmcwjr]

Somehow, pumping for posts centered on one man doesn't seem like actual mocking! :lol:
And such restraint from the roastee! Forgoing Stang 'n' wang! No Mixture 69! No cheap thrills!
Nice bit of amusement for a Friday evening; thanks, Nate.