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Dec 24, 2012
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Any particular reason you wanted Titanium?
Cigrmaster recommended titanium. He has used a titanium ring fitted around his shriveled ball sack for years to keep his tiny little meat clackers from falling off. He noted that the material is pretty much indestructable, as it has withstood repeated slapping by a soup ladel held by the cruel and unforgiving hands of his beloved dominatrix, Mistress "The Salamander" Morticia. I figure if titanium can withstand that grueling punishment, then it should hold up really well on a pipe.
 
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Cigrmaster recommended titanium. He has used a titanium ring fitted around his shriveled ball sack for years to keep his tiny little meat clackers from falling off. He noted that the material is pretty much indestructable, as it has withstood repeated slapping by a soup ladel held by the cruel and unforgiving hands of his beloved dominatrix, Mistress "The Salamander" Morticia. I figure if titanium can withstand that grueling punishment, then it should hold up really well on a pipe.
I missed this nonsense...
 
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What truly masterful pieces! Beautiful, in the most exalted sense of the word. The pipes, the bands, the box, all of them. And with coated bowls too! Love that idiot proofing even in the highest forms of art in our little corner of the world.
 
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cigrmaster

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Cigrmaster recommended titanium. He has used a titanium ring fitted around his shriveled ball sack for years to keep his tiny little meat clackers from falling off. He noted that the material is pretty much indestructable, as it has withstood repeated slapping by a soup ladel held by the cruel and unforgiving hands of his beloved dominatrix, Mistress "The Salamander" Morticia. I figure if titanium can withstand that grueling punishment, then it should hold up really well on a pipe.
k, you got me on that one. You try living to 64 like I have in this body. See if you could get out of one of my runs. I now cannot go out of my house without a neck brace and a wheel chair. My life of sex and rock and roll have taken it's toll and the life style is nit and east one.
Here is my favorite quote ].
 
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k, you got me on that one. You try living to 64 like I have in this body. See if you could get out of one of my runs. I now cannot go out of my house without a neck brace and a wheel chair. My life of sex and rock and roll have taken it's toll and the life style is nit and east one.
Here is my favorite quote ].
Thanks. Now I feel like a complete ass, you Debbie Downer.