This morning I noticed one of my patrons pull up in his truck smoking a cob.
Me: Whatcha smoking?
H: I'm smoking a pipe. It's pipe tobacco.
Me: I saw that. I smoke a pipe too. What kind of tobacco are you smoking?
H: Just some very cheap stuff.
Me: Captain Black?
H: Cheaper than that. Smokers Pride. I mix black cavendish with menthol.
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Me: Whatcha smoking?
H: I'm smoking a pipe. It's pipe tobacco.
Me: I saw that. I smoke a pipe too. What kind of tobacco are you smoking?
H: Just some very cheap stuff.
Me: Captain Black?
H: Cheaper than that. Smokers Pride. I mix black cavendish with menthol.
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