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The man's a lawyer !
A couple of years ago my renters who have a propane central furnace backup called me mad as a hornet.
They said they were tired of their propane company and wanted to switch suppliers and the new company demanded a full inspection of all propane appliances before they’d sell them propane.
I said that’s because my friend Dick and I made proper Christians out of those sons of birches.
Miss Charlotte taught all us little hillbillies of the dangers of propane in the seventh grade.
And she said the propane companies, know that the odor they put in propane fades in a dank, musty basement. It’s called ethyl mercaptan, and they only use it because it’s cheap!
Miss Charlotte said never trust the smell when the hot water heater goes out to warn you of a gas leak.
Call the propane company and have them inspect your appliance, before you light a match.
And bye and bye, a widow moved to farmhouse across the gravel road from my Mama, and she struggled to raise two boys, and my mother hired those boys to cut sprouts for minimum wage, and she fed them well, and when the job was done she paid them more than they had bargained for.
As is our faith and custom.
And the widow came to Mama’s house to thank her for her kindness, and Mama inquired of her job, and she said she was a nurse’s aide.
And of course my mother gave her the full measure of the value of continuing education speech and said she ought to become a registered nurse,
like her only child had became a lawyer!
The widow moved away closer to the University of Missouri Columbia and was struggling to work and raise two boys and attend nursing school when the hot water heater went out and she went down into the basement, lit a match——-BOOM!!!
The boys remembered, the lady who bargained with them for $3.25 and paid them $4.
The window, after several months in intensive care, recovered fully, and the two boys went on to college and they don’t cut any more sprouts a half mile South of Bug Tussle.
My friend Dick, was a stone cold atheist.
After he and I had collected all the limits of insurance coverage from the widow’s landlord who owned the water heater, the local propane company who did not check the hot water heater, and a satisfactory confidential settlement against a world wide company, Dick looked at me and said aren’t you afraid you’ll have to account for your riches at Judgement Day?
I just said all have fallen short of the glory, Dick, we are saved by His grace alone!.
Dick was one of the best Christians I ever met, and he never darkened a church house door.
Anybody with a good Christian mother who named their boy Richard, would never be surprised at a young boy named Robert L Marx, utilizing the cheapest briar on the market to become wealthy during the Great Depression and sell the 400, the world’s most expensive pipe in 1937, made of the world’s cheapest briar.
As is recorded in Pipepedia:
Marxman (Marxman Pipe Company) was created by
Robert (Bob) L. Marx in 1934, when he was 29, and after he had worked for the
William Demuth Company. His pipes were not outstanding because of the quality of their wood (probably Algerian), but Bob started making unique sculpted pieces, which brought the brand fame in the World of Hollywood cinema. Actors like Zachery Scott, Dennis Morgan, Jack Carson, Alan Hale, Joel McRae, and Ronald Reagan were some of the faces that appeared on the bowls.
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When I called my mother and relayed my thanks for the referral, she requested a song, which of course I sang:
I am the world’s worst teacher, but only child of the best.